Alcahol
(n.) What your mother was probably drinking during her pregnancy that caused you to be unable to spell “alcohol”.
Example:
“Ma’am, you’re pregnant, please lay off the alcohol.”
“My body, my choice.”
*Fourteen years later the child finds urban dictionary*
“A - L - C… uhhhh… A - H - O - L. Yeah. Alcahol”
“Ma’am, you’re pregnant, please lay off the alcohol.”
“My body, my choice.”
*Fourteen years later the child finds urban dictionary*
“A - L - C… uhhhh… A - H - O - L. Yeah. Alcahol”