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have yourself

Having yourself on toast

by Dr Toast on Mar 26, 2012 00:50:01

The person loves themselves that much, they are so up themselves that if they had a round of toast they would definitely spread themselves on it. They are loving themselves sick.

Example:
'look at her over there, she is definitely having herself on toast'

'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'

Shit yourself, have I?

by ANNA! on Apr 06, 2020 00:23:52

Fairly ambiguous and is often open to debate on it's correct application.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.

Example:
"excuse me, would you pass the gravy"

"certainly, my pleasure"

(sudden smell of shit is apparant)

"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"

go have fun with yourself

by pocketer on Jun 18, 2023 07:08:17

go fuck yourself (minced oath)

Example:
You ate all the cake and you want me to make more? Go have fun with yourself.

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

by Yeah133 on May 22, 2022 16:07:34

May 22nd

Example:
Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

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