heartburn
A
fiery ass fuck.If you don’t have a best friend and you’re experiencing heartburn, you have one now, and their name is
TUMS.
heartburn
by William Woody on Jul 23, 2005 02:04:30
heartburn
by god_of_krunk713 on Jul 13, 2005 00:49:34
Example:
thomas:hey jay, how was it being lab partnas with jessica?
jay:
man dawg i couldnt even talk i had heartburn!!
thomas:
lol why foo?
jay:you know ive been having a crush on her dont act stupid!!!
(
adrenaline rushing throough my body i cant deny it ..i got this heartburn!!!)-alica keys!
Heartburn
by George Forward on Jan 28, 2006 01:59:35
Derived from the medical condition and used as slang. To cause
grief,
woe or general displeasure to another person or persons. Generally used by beaureaucrats because they lack any
actual slang and usage of said word is the highlight of that day.
Example:
"I see that you want to add a six car garage to your 60 sq. foot
crackhouse, the county doesn't have any provisions against it so I don't have any
heartburn with that"
"yo, why you be givin me heartburn by eatin all
my peanut butter, you jest know I gots to have my peanut butter!"
Spanish Heartburn
by “The Gurns” on Nov 11, 2018 07:48:41
hangover heartburn
by dhobiwala on Jul 27, 2012 04:31:58
the extreme
heartburn that follows a heavy night of drinking. typically associated with
gut rot,
swamp ass and other inebriation-related symptoms.
Example:
Bob: Hey fella, would you like to have some coffee,
tomatoes and
hydrochloric acid? it's real tasty.
Fella: no way man, my hangover heartburn prevents me from having any
acidic foods, regardless of taste profile. also, kill me, this pain sucks
Mexican heartburn
by Cap'n Bullmoose on May 04, 2005 01:09:02
Example:
After eating a delicious meal at El
Pollo Borracho,
Margaret got a Mexican heartburn. "It was worth it," she said.
heartburn pussy
by D&D68 on Sep 28, 2010 07:40:29
A vagina with an unpleasantly
acidic taste and odor usually discovered during the act of cunnilingus in which the natural
lubrication of the vagina tastes the way that
heartburn feels.
Example:
She had such a wikket case of heartburn pussy that I needed a
Tums and a Tagamet after I went down on her. And a shower so I could get the smell
offa my face. It
smelt NASTY!
Reverse Heartburn
by SlipperyTurtle on Feb 11, 2016 11:41:52
The opposite of stress-induced
heartburn. When you are so happy, you couldn't
possibly notice something like heartburn.
Example:
Did you hear Jay was coughing up blood from stress-induced
heartburn?
No way, man! That was before he fell for Ericka; you know, the blonde with the hot ghetto booty? Jay is so
twitterpatted now, the only heartburn he gets is
reverse heartburn!
Pavlov's heartburn
by Trynottalking on Mar 07, 2022 22:57:39