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helm

helm is short for helmet, which is the purple head on a males reproductive organ which is similar to a medival helmet of yore

helm

by gooch merchant on May 30, 2006 06:59:34

short for "helmet" helm is another word used for the head of the male penis. The helm if covered in foreskin, can cause smeg and nob cheese to form in sometimes copius amounts. if unsheethed the helm normally remains clean and can sometimes be pleasant to the touch.

Example:
"errrgh tom your lemon helm is covered in cheese"
"mmmm mr buntrock your unsheethed helm tastes great"

helm

by Neil99 on Mar 15, 2006 01:04:53

Adjective meaning to have sexual intercourse. Derived from helm-et (another vulgarism for the penis), helm, i.e. the act of using one’s helm-et or helm-ing, and the idiom to be at the helm - a position of leadership or control taken from nautical terms for the steering wheel of a vessel (from Old English helma, from Proto-Germanic khelman = "handle") particularly attributable to sexual intercourse “doggy style”

Example:
"Did you helm her last night?"
"What did you do last night?, I was at the helm"

helm

by Ian Chode on Apr 04, 2003 06:54:09

Short form of helmet, the bell end.

Example:
Oh Mr Wolf, what a big helm you've got.
All the better to shaft you with.

helm

by robcraine on Mar 16, 2004 07:46:31

Contraction of 'he-elm.' The male elm tree.
ant: she-elm

Example:
Look at the nuts on that- its a mighty helm.

helm

by The Return of Light Joker on Jan 15, 2008 12:05:56

the glans(tip) of one's penis

Example:
I think I just chaffed my helm on my zipper.

helms

by ML Helms on Jan 28, 2009 23:12:38

most awesome name ever, much better than henwood or bender

Example:
you're such a helms! AWESOME

Helming

by guilty_spork on Dec 06, 2004 13:44:58

The act of shoving one's head up the anus of a man. This requires either surgical modification of the sphincter or EXTREME anal training with buttplugs. I honestly cant imagine this being possible, but there's some fuctup people out there and I'm sure its been done by somone.

Example:
Tired of rodents and peni, Richard Gere decided to finaly allow Jacko to savagely stretch his ass with a series of huge buttplugs and within a week of teribla anal torture he was ready to be HELMED, to take the greasy pale head deep in his anus.

Helming

by BrianSpastic on Mar 06, 2010 03:41:57

Helming - (verb) The act of working the top of ones head into a vagina. When complete the owner of said vagina sits atop the head like a helmet.

Example:
Naomi is such a connoisseur of fetishes, she literally sets sexual trends. Right now she's enthused by helming and docking. It's so South Eastern European.

helmed

by Tired of being Helmed on Mar 25, 2011 03:42:42

Feeling embarassed, humiliated, belittled, criticized, scrutinized and cut down to the size of absolutely nothing due to the actions of another person.

Example:
An example of being helmed is when someone, possibly a co-worker, goes above and beyond to make you and everyone else aware of your mistakes or mishaps.

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