smeg

a futuristic British all-purpose swear word. From Red Dwarf.



smeg

by Jimmy Kline on Apr 06, 2006 06:02:38

An all purpose swear word originally used by punks before made popularized by the british television show Red Dwarf dispite popular belief smegs origins did not have to do with smegma which is a crusty substance that develops underneath foreskin.
Example:
Rimmer is such a smeg-head

smeg off

this really smegging sucks


smeg

by glenn Ireland on Jul 22, 2006 07:14:22

"smeg" a term used to describe smelly old semen on ones penis or under ones foreskin
Example:
ciara gave tom a bj and she said his nob was full of smeg


smeg

by elgatonegro on Aug 09, 2007 19:46:50

There was a young lady from Leith
Who circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
She just liked the cheese underneath

This "cheese" is smegma, hence a smeghead is a cheesy dickhead
Example:
smeg off you smegging smeghead


smeg

by Lavalova on Feb 01, 2007 04:20:57

True that this word originates from Red Dwarf, however Smeg was the name given to the 'living' organism that grew in his scuzzy mug
Example:
Rimmer is a smeghead :-)


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