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herf

A herf is a gathering of BOTL and SOTL to relax, unwind and smoke premium cigars. You won't find any drug store cigars at a herf!A herf can be as simple as two BOTL getting together for a smoke after work or it can be a full blowout with music, food, games, etc.The main theme of any herf is relaxation and camaraderie, everything else is secondary - even the cigars.

herf

by Fulcrum on Nov 16, 2003 03:52:07

Verb - To smoke a cigar, in a group of cigar smokers or alone.

Example:
Tonight i'm going to herf with the guys.

I herfed that cigar down to a nub

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by enderisnotmyrealname on Dec 07, 2006 05:05:30

1. (verb): To make an awkward HTML error while typing online, particularly on a messageboard. (also: "herfed up")
2. (noun): An example of past herfing.

A herf is particularly shameful when it ruins an otherwise excellent zing. Usually a herf will result in the HTML code being displayed instead of the intended hyperlink or image. A particularly timely herf can turn the pwner into the pwned.

(etymology: from a common typo of "HREF," a vital piece of hyperlinking code.)

Example:
I had the perfect zing for username:peterbing but then I totally herfed up the picture of the donkey dildo!

herf

by Ron Lawrence on Nov 15, 2003 23:09:55

Cigar smoking

Example:
We're going to get togather and herf some fine stogies.

herf

by cavebear42 on Aug 28, 2021 06:02:04

The action of really torqueing something hard.

Example:
That bolt ain't comming off, I herffed it on there.

herf

by anon76889 on Nov 23, 2011 19:16:33

A comic book sound one makes when punched in the stomach.

Example:
herf, humpf

herf

by schlusselschwert on Sep 07, 2009 09:36:14

Someone who steals an attractive person from the general public.

Example:
Freida Pinto is a herf, because she steals Dev Patel from the general public.

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by God as Himself on Feb 12, 2009 13:13:05

verb: The process during labour in which the newborn child descends from the uterus, through the vaginal passageway to the new world.

other usages of the word include herfing, herfed, the process of herfing, and herfer

Example:
Keith: So, when is your girlfriend going to herf out that child in her gut?
Kevin: I don't know I haven't really been paying much attention.

Keith: So how was watching your girlfriend herf out that child?
Kevin: (Mid-Barf): Ughhhh! Disgustingggg! It's not supposed to stretch that far!!!

herf

by marcus jw on Aug 07, 2004 16:29:33

MADE IT MY SELF
means ur kewl if u do n retards do it
it can also me to have sex wit a retard lol

Example:
hahaha i am sooo cool HERF!!!
" fuck man i had some herf sex last night, she fell outa her wheel chair

Herf

by PoofterBoi on May 16, 2018 02:20:24

The noise that fat people make through their mouth when taking a shit.

Example:
I knew I shouldn't have eaten that whole bag of mini chocolate-dipped Oreos, HERF!

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