Mr Brightside

A song that posseses the spirit of the white man. They worship this song whenever it comes on in a club or at pre drinks. They seem to believe that it is the best song in the universe and sing every single word at the top of their lungs whilst bouncing up and down. This song can also be accompanied by come on Eileen



mr brightside
Mr Brightside or a Brightside is someone who is jealous of another person who is with the person they want. This is taken from The Killers' song Mr Brightside.
Example:
"And I'm falling asleep, and shes calling a cab, while he's having a smoke, and she's takin' a drag, now they're goin' to bed, and my stomach is sick, and its all in my head but she's touching his ... chest now, he takes off her dress, now LET ME GO"

"Jealousy, turning saints into the sea, swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibi, but its just the price I pay, destiny is calling me, open up my eager eyes, cause I'm Mr Brightside"



mr. brightside
A guy who has terrible luck with with girls, or anyone who catches a lot of tough breaks in general.
Example:
- 'But it's just the price I pay, Destiny is calling me, Open up my eager eyes, Cause I'm Mr. Brightside'

- "wow the girl u like just started going out with another guy... better luck next time mr. brightside."




Mr. Brightside
Someone who knows his girlfriend is cheating on him, or at least messing around with a bunch of other guys, but chooses to ignore it because he can't resist her.

Made popular by The Killers's song, "Mr. Brightside."
Example:
"Dude, Jeffery's girl is over there making out with some guy! Does he know about it?"

"Yeah, but he's a Mr. Brightside, so he just ignores it."


Mr Brightside's Laws of Social Well Being
Mr Brightside's Law of Social Well Being was discovered by Daniel M. Keysell, LMH of Shevamania in November 2006, in England, United Kingdom.
Example:
Mr Brightside's Laws of Social Well Being states the 5 laws of social well being are:

1. Paul Burgess and David Blunket are one and the same person.
2. If a person wants to stay socially well, they must respect the teachings of Harry and Ron, and Shevamania.
3. Alcohol should be consumed when out either in big amounts at party's or nights out, or small amounts if out on a social occation like a date.
4. Amit's height will always be smaller than everyone else, mathmatical fact.
5. Nod when you see a sexy girl at a fellow peer nearby


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