hitch-hiker
Hitch Hiker - The act of defecating in an individuals traveling instruments. Examples: (These range from least hitch-hikerish to the original
hitch hiker.)- Female's Purse- Friends Backpack- The trunk of a car- The back seat of a carHistory:The origin of the Hitch Hiker developed out of an "Upper Decker" gone wrong. One word. Revenge.That revenge came in the
soft brown form of fecal matter residing in the back seat of a beat up
four door sedan. It expanded into other various forms of the hitch hiker, some still being discovered across the glob.However, the soul intent to place the poo in another persons traveling instruments remains.
hitch hiker
by Matt Gilberg (Dream Team on Feb 16, 2005 11:01:06
hitch hiker
by kevon on Dec 22, 2002 10:54:51
when you fart and it travels
uo your crack and pops out the top of the anus or the
oppisite direction
going up next to your testicles.
Hitch-Hiker
by Big Mac on Mar 08, 2005 21:00:37
Armless Hitch Hiker
by TaintedCheeks on Nov 01, 2021 22:20:17
This situation in which an individual finds themselves
armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their
thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their
rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Example:
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to
hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2:
No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the
armless Hitch hiker for you...
Flemish hitch-hiker
by Cpt. Slappy on May 21, 2009 02:19:15
When one partner is performing oral sex on their knees with the recipient in a standing position. The 'performer' then closes one hand in a
thumbs-up position and inserts the full length of the thumb into the partner's rectum. Giving the
in-and-out motion reminiscent of a
hitch-hiker.
Example:
"Sally sucked
my cock last night and gave me the
ol' Flemish hitch-hiker, my ass is still
sore!"
Lazy hitch hiker
by dirtbiker1488 on Jul 23, 2009 03:54:56
Gay Hitch Hiker
by spazz13 on Nov 05, 2004 23:30:36
Example:
Ryans:LOOOKIE who it is! It's dem damn bois! Cum on Gay Hitch Hiker lets make
dem bois suck on dis caulk!
Daly:
OK Sir I'll git da camera!
Ryans:Hey Todddlah! Hey
JerRed! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis Caulk!
the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy
by CaPTiaN TaCo on Jun 06, 2005 10:42:01
the
worlds best
book series that has the disadvantage of having a horrible movie assosiated
with it
Lazy Hitch hiker
by Sean the Buffalo on Dec 03, 2010 13:37:56
lazy hitch hiker is the man that sits next to the road with his
thumb out rather than standing or walking.
Alternate definition:
A sign sold by
Midnights Madness in the form of a giant thumb to help lazy hitch hikers get more rides.
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