gargle
-To hang out with one's girlfriend instead of chillin with the bros-stems from gargling ballsgargle
Upon dying, the soon-to-be-corpse in question sometimes makes a gargling noise. Drawing from this, to gargle means to die or to kill someone - depending on context.
gargle
this is the CORRECT answer to the age old question 'Spit or Swallow'. Spit or swallow is a trick question invented by men to check exactly how dirty the woman is. Women have never figured this out, spitting leads to the head being firmly held in place next time and swallowing results in us aiming at the eyes.
gargle
Example:
C'mon down to the boozer for a few gargles, Shambo. All the lads are here and the gee is wall-to-wall.
C'mon down to the boozer for a few gargles, Shambo. All the lads are here and the gee is wall-to-wall.
gargle
gargle is what my five roomies want me to do when they blow their loads in my mouth and want to see how much cum I'm going to swallow.
Example:
My roomies gave me cadet bukkake, and they wanted me to gargle all the cum they shot into my mouth!
My roomies gave me cadet bukkake, and they wanted me to gargle all the cum they shot into my mouth!
gargle
(v.) a form of oral sex in which the male places his scrotom in a another persons mouth while they are gargling water.
Gargle It
Commonly used phrase at WPI in Worcester, MA that has evolved from the NH definition into a word that can be used in any and all situations.
Example:
Guy 1: You suck at this game.
Guy 2: Gargle It.
Guy 1: Hey what's happening?
Guy 2: Gargle It.
Girl 1: WOW! You are really smart!
Guy 1: Thanks! Gargle It.
Guy 1: You suck at this game.
Guy 2: Gargle It.
Guy 1: Hey what's happening?
Guy 2: Gargle It.
Girl 1: WOW! You are really smart!
Guy 1: Thanks! Gargle It.
gargled
Example:
Stygler: "Dude, we can come clean your carpet today."
Derrick: "Nah, man... Stacey's home. You know she's still gargled at you for being a dirtbag."
Stygler: "Dude, we can come clean your carpet today."
Derrick: "Nah, man... Stacey's home. You know she's still gargled at you for being a dirtbag."