Kabuki
by TerryMander on Aug 05, 2018 04:44:15
Showy
posturing performed as an act of theater. Typically used by pundits to describe an empty political performance which serves to satisfy or distract an audience. The name refers to the
Japanese tradition of Kabuki theater, eliciting imagery of heavily costumed characters performing sweeping gestures and holding exaggerated poses for an audience. The performance may appear as elaborate and sometimes strange (foreigners
in drag).
Kabuki
by tyad on Oct 06, 2011 09:15:02
To have Kabuki with someone is a
bond that two people share, they watch out for each other, they have each others back.
To
obtain Kabuki: Under the 3rd
full moon of the year, the two individuals that wish to obtain Kabuki, must touch penis heads, for 3 full seconds. Only two people can have Kabuki, three or more would be gay.
Example:
Getting ready to pay for lunch, guy one reaches
in pocket and realizes he doesn't have any cash on him, guy two "hey don't worry I've got it", places money on counter to pay for both lunches and then extends his arm with a
balled fist towards guy one as the fists meet they both exclaim "Kabuki" (reinforcing the special bond they share) The outstretched fisted arms symbolize the act they performed under the 3rd
full moon.
KABUKI
by Cassandra on Mar 30, 2005 23:12:56
Japanese
theatre where only men were allowed to act, even female roles, until ban was recently lifted. Invented in order to allow
peasants a theatre of their own, as going to nobles' theatre would result in either having their eyes gouged out or their ears
ripped off. Performed in poses rather than fluid action. Often very depressing.
kabuki
by russ_rp on Jan 05, 2022 02:32:30
know the difference between your kabuki and your
bukkake
The expression means that the person does not know basic obvious things. That person lacks common sense or experience in the subject under discussion.
The expression is Similar to "
not knowing shit from shinola" or "not knowing your ass from your elbow".
Kabuki Speaker
by M.X. on Sep 04, 2004 11:33:11
Japanese made speakers from the 60's through the 70's that had a minimum 15" woofer, a minimum
4-way cross-over, at least 6 individual drivers, in a box that is less than 3 cu ft or weighs less than 50lbs.
"For those wondering about the origin of the term, it had to do with the limited bandwidth and tinny sound that characterized the first versions of these speakers. As a friend said "You can play Led Zepplin though them and it comes out sounding like
Kabuki music"."
-Don McR @ www.audiokarma.org