Stapler
by HalloweenShadow on Sep 08, 2005 07:05:09
A tool used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look
unsuspicious, many children will use it to connect
papers together. A sure way to annoy
your teacher
Example:
Earlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal
staples shot into
the teacher's back from
staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.
stapler
by apoi on Dec 20, 2009 02:10:01
Example:
if
your boss comes in to your
office and you have your stapler....
stapler
by Jason Attard1 on May 28, 2012 12:09:19
stapler
by jennriffic on Oct 01, 2011 05:18:27
Code word used amongst theater people in the
Dallas, Texas area to identify stalkers. Primarily used with regards to jaded ex-lovers, unwanted crushes, and other such
undesirables who refuse to cease contact. However, the term is also lovingly used in jest from time to time. Term originated in early 2011 from an unfortunate iPhone
auto-correct incident.
Example:
"I totally just got a text from my stapler!"
"My stapler has resorted to
late night drunken phone calls."
"You were fantastic! I'm
your number one stapler."
Stapler
by DA MAAAN! on Sep 29, 2004 10:21:55
From the movie "
Office Space".
Milton's prized
Swingline. He obsessed about it and the possibility that management may take it.
Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise
stapler
by Jeff5362874 on Oct 07, 2020 21:22:39
Stapler
by xsed, on Feb 23, 2013 17:05:04
Stapler
by RoseOfHola on Jul 27, 2010 11:17:29
Stapler
by Stormro on Apr 03, 2015 15:11:45
Example:
Still a little
sore last night when Justin started
tugging while we were doing a
stapler.