Hostagous
Example:
Mr. abdul became hostagous after seeing fluffy peeing all over his flower bed!! LOLZ it was sooo funny!
Mr. abdul became hostagous after seeing fluffy peeing all over his flower bed!! LOLZ it was sooo funny!
Hostagality
Example:
Trapped in a hotel room? Stuck on a flight? Overbearing host? Hostagality situations range from the earnest to the absurd where well-meaning hospitality and well-intentioned good experiences become more like hostage situations.
Trapped in a hotel room? Stuck on a flight? Overbearing host? Hostagality situations range from the earnest to the absurd where well-meaning hospitality and well-intentioned good experiences become more like hostage situations.
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The sound a mobile phone makes while ringing when it has been set to vibrate. An unintentional side effect of not taking the phone out of silent mode, it's reminiscent of the "mmm-mmm-mmm" sound a bound and gagged hostage makes in a movie when trying to get attention from a rescue squad.
Example:
Dude, your phone has been ringing nonstop - doing the hostage on the table while you were off dropping that deuce.
Dude, your phone has been ringing nonstop - doing the hostage on the table while you were off dropping that deuce.
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The Hostage
A depraved sex act that centers around ejaculating in a womans mouth while she is on her knees, then quickly duck taping around her head sealing her mouth shut before she can spit it out. The felony version involves a fake firearm, nondescript location and shaky cameraman.
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Mindless fools in Counter- Strike, usually scientists who run into walls and whisper so that the T's can hear them all the way across the map. Who certified these guys to be scientists?
Usually refered to as "hosties"
Usually refered to as "hosties"
Example:
"Hostage Down"
"Hostage Down"
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Hostage
Someone who is taken prisoner against their will. Sometimes I contemplate taking Aleks, but he would like it and then he wouldn't be a hostage.
Example:
Joe has just informed me that he has taken my pencil hostage. I miss my pencil. I knew he stole it. but I didn't expect him to go this far!! AAHHH he's threatening to break it! NOOOOOOO!!!!
Joe has just informed me that he has taken my pencil hostage. I miss my pencil. I knew he stole it. but I didn't expect him to go this far!! AAHHH he's threatening to break it! NOOOOOOO!!!!
Hostage Negotiation
Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.
Example:
Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.
Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.