rain forest
Formerly called Jungles, but the PC crowd (liberals) decided Jungles was a bad word. Brings to mind black people running around naked swinging through trees. Rain forest on the other hand makes us think of tall magnificent trees, beautiful flowers and friendly animals.Rain Forest
The vagina of a female mammal that never showers or shaves.
Words to debcribe: swetty, fishy, rotten, extremely hairy, sticky, putrid smelling, organism infested area around the pubic and vaginal area.
Words to debcribe: swetty, fishy, rotten, extremely hairy, sticky, putrid smelling, organism infested area around the pubic and vaginal area.
Example:
"Bro don't even talk about her pussy. With her lack of personal hygiene, that shit must be like a fuckin Rain Forest."
"Bro don't even talk about her pussy. With her lack of personal hygiene, that shit must be like a fuckin Rain Forest."
Rain Forest Flush
A woman sits in a chair, and a man lays on the floor with his mouth aligned below the muff. The woman pours his/her favorite beverage between her breasts where it flows through the "rain forest" into the mans waiting mouth. Yum..Yum
Example:
see above
see above
Sicilian Rain Forest
The massive amount of pubic hair found in the genital region around the testicals, penis and in the gooch of a Sicilian man. Often mistaken for small vicious mammals such as the wolverine. Has known to drive sane people insane, scar small children, and swallow women whole as they attempt fellacio. In order to be trimmed, the Sicilian Rain Forest must be tackled by a hedge trimmer or chain saw. Exercise extreme caution if confrontation is made.
Example:
It took Dave almost 3 months to shave his Sicilian Rain Forest. It cost him him $23,000 and 13 hired mexican migrant workers.
It took Dave almost 3 months to shave his Sicilian Rain Forest. It cost him him $23,000 and 13 hired mexican migrant workers.
Amazonian Rain Forest
Densely overgrown pubic bush that is impenetrable and exudes extreme humidity. May harbour unusual or exotic flora and fauna. May be found in some lesbian communities, Appalachian hillbillies, Russian shotputters,female Sasquatch, adrenogenital syndrome and bearded dwarves.
Example:
"Hey Chuck how did you go with that Sasquatch last night"
"Real bad. I got stuck in her Amazonian Rain Forest for 12 hours and had to do the angry lawnmower to get out"
"Hey Chuck how did you go with that Sasquatch last night"
"Real bad. I got stuck in her Amazonian Rain Forest for 12 hours and had to do the angry lawnmower to get out"
brazilian rain forest
Rain forest drizzle
When a man woman or apache helicopter has copious amounts of sweaty or wet ass hair and wring it out onto someone else’s face then use it to moisturise their lips