hypnosis

The act of putting somebody in a trance to do something.



Hypnosis
The art of becoming entirely aware of who you are. When in this state, you can change anything about yourself. You can make yourself feel extremely light, extremely heavy, and even change some emotional properties, such as making yourself feel happy or sad.

Hypnosis is commonly used by psychologists to help patients cope with their problems. Hypnosis is also known to rid of any addictions you might have.

Unlike meditation, in hypnosis you do not focus on one thing.
Example:
I hypnotised myself and I made myself feel like I was flying. It was a truly enjoyable experience.


Hypnosis Mic
Gay anime rap

Other variations: Hypmic, Hypnosismic, Hypnosis Microphone
Example:
Person 1: Hey should I watch Hypnosis Mic?
Person 2: Sure, if you’re into gay anime guys rapping.


hotness hypnosis
When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.
Example:
Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.


NetFlix Hypnosis
NetFlix Hypnosis is a term describing what occurs when one views movies and shows on NetFlix back to back to back. Most commonly experienced with TV shows as one is able to access multiple seasons of one show. One is caught in a seemingly infinite loop of NetFlix shows and movies.
Example:
Joe hasn't got any work done since he put on season 2 of Ugly Betty, he has NetFlix Hypnosis.


hottie hypnosis
When going about your normal business, are confronted by an exceptionally hot person and your brain starts to shut down, making simple tasks impossible. Such affected brain centers include, but are not limited to: speech, higher reasoning, facial recognition, control of bodily functions. The only known cure is to build up a tolerance one trigger at a time. When this condition persists despite dating, it metastasizes to booty blindness.
Example:
Hottie: "Hello, could you point me to the nearest eatery?"

Dude 1: "bluuurg"

Dude 2: "Um, two blocks south, one block west. Everyone likes Taco Bell."

Hottie: "Thanks!"

Dude 2: "Buddy, what happened?"

Dude 1: (blank stare and drooling on self) "Urg, I don't know. I just .... what."

Dude 2: "Wow, total hottie hypnosis. You know what we gotta do. You're buying my taco supremo."


self hypnosis
it is a state of trance achieved by a person where his mind achieves increased sense of focus and the body is ready to comply with the suggestions and orders. It helps people in indulging into their work with higher motivation. It is used for treating pain and other disorders too.
Example:
self hypnosis for anger management, self hypnosis for habits, self hypnosis for smoking cessation, etc.


head hypnosis
The feeling you get after receiving head only if the head game is top tier. Having head hypnosis puts you in a state of delirium in which you are irrational, overjoyed and hysterical. This can have drawbacks like a migraine if you do 3 or more rounds when it starts to hurt.
Example:
1: "I have a migraine"
2: "Why?"
1: "That bitch gave me head hypnosis"


Ringtone Hypnosis
1. The sound of the ringtone is too enjoyable to answer the call.
2. The song selected for the ringtone is so mesmerizing, the call recepient chooses to listen to the song over the voice of the caller.
3. When a phone rings, and the recipient becomes so engaged in the song, he forgets to answer the call.
4. The recipient of a call cannot answer the phone because his urges require him to complete the song.
5. The act of choosing to listen to the ringtone over engaging in a conversation with the caller revealed on Caller ID.
Example:
1. "Please leave a message: 'Greg! I know you're listening to that stupid song you like so much!! Please change my ringtone to something annoying and end the ringtone hypnosis!'
2. "You haven't spoken to your mother in months, man!"..."I know. It's ringtone hypnosis. I WANT to talk to her, but I just have to let the song play out."
3. "I'm sorry I missed your call. I caught a touch of ringtone hypnosis. It won't happen again. I'm changing the ringtone."
4. "That's your boss! Answer it!" ... "I want to, but you know...ringtone hypnosis"
5. "Dude! Ain't that your girl?"..."Yeah, but I like this song. I can talk to her later."..."They have a word for that, now, you know! It's called 'ringtone hypnosis', dude!"


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