inauguration

To formally introduce an individual into office



Inauguritis
The feeling of anticipation for the inauguration of Barack Obama. In preparing for travel to Washington DC, this includes studying news outlets for predictions and traffic updates. Similar to the endorphin rush experienced by supporters during the campaign.
Example:
Sally: I'm getting ready for my trip to DC for Barack Obama's inauguration and am having trouble focusing on anything else.
Betty: Sounds like a case of inauguritis.


inaugural
marking the beginning of an institution, activity, or period of office.
Example:
"his inaugural concert as music director"

synonyms: opening, first, launching, initial, introductory, initiatory, maiden
"the inaugural meeting of the Geographic Society"


Inauguration Orgasm
1. Obsessing over President Obama's inauguration or over the Prez himself.

2. The act of having one's eyes glued to the T.V. screen while watching the inauguration.

3. Speaking incessively about how great Obama's inauguration was.
Example:
"Blaine wouldn't shut up about how great Obama's speech was during the inauguration or what an amazing speaker Obama is. I think he was having an Inauguration Orgasm."


inaugural shit
A gritty term used to describe the very first dump taken into a newly installed and pristine toilet.
Example:
I walked awestruck into my bathroom, eying my beautiful new porcelain throne, and savoring every moment, slowly unbuckled my belt, dropped my drawers and then thoughtfully placed myself onto the commode to take the coveted inaugural shit.


post-inaugural depression
The feeling of sadness that many people experience after the political climax of the inauguration of the president of their choice.
Example:
Psychiatrist: Tell me why you asked to see me today, Ms.___.
Patient: Because I feel really, really, really sad - kind of drained and empty. When Barack was President-Erect - I mean, Elect - I felt soooooo great, but now all I can think of is my crappy job, my bills ... depressing stuff like that ...
Psychiatrist: Ah, yes, a classic case of post-inaugural depression. I notice that you first said "President Erect" .... Why do you think that was ....
Etc., etc..


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