mouse it

Like when you are banging a whore and she is too loud. She must, in turn, 'mouse it'. This is too be sung to the tune of 'Bounce It' by Juicy J.



The mouse
The face of evil, some call Disney. That ridiculous smiling face behind which lies an evil, wicked, crafty and scheming intellect, intent on destroying the world as it should be. Having destroyed Star Wars, a space soap opera about a family spread across 6 episodes, the mouse is further corrupting the audiences of new productions, using teen actors and rejecting them when they mature so badly that they post nudes all over the internet and end up with multiple cycles of psychiatric care and release to society.
Example:
Steve: Hey! You seen that poor excuse for a Star Wars movie?
Jonathan: Damn the mouse! Gotta ruin everything that made my life meaningful!!!!


mouse
A sneaky little bastard that can only be seen out the the corner of your eye as it jumps into your food cabinet. Upon inspection, it is no ware to be found until you open your Costco size industrial box of Lucky Charms, and there he is. Pissing and shitting into your priceless box of little rainbow gems. Pissing you off so much that you willingly camp out in your kitchen with a 12-gauge, just waiting for that little mother fucker to come out. Of course he doesn't come out until after you have got up and put your gun away, you walk back into the kitchen and there he is, shitting on your floor while he laughs at you. He will always be watching you. Laughing. Judging.
Example:
Hmmm, I feel like a wonderful box of delicious Lucky Charms. *Opens cabinet and looks into box* A FUCKING MOUSE!! *Throws box on ground a stomps on it, picks it up and looks in it* WHERE DID IT GO!?!?!? Looking over on the table, there he is. Watching you. Laughing at you.


mouse
The protrusion into our dimension of a vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional being. The mice run the Earth, and it was they who paid for the Magratheans to build it.
Example:
The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.


Mousing
Using his thumb and index finger, a man first grasps his penis and testicles at the base. Using the opposite hand, he wraps the penis downward, over his index finger, and lightly grasps the tip with his middle or ring finger. With his free hand, he lightly dabs the side of his penis and testicles with a stamp pad, liberally inking both. Then he rotates his manhood 90 degrees, such that the testicles are vertical and the penis is on one side. Then he bursts forth towards his unsuspecting partner, stamping her as many times as possible before she can escape, leaving numerous Mickey Mouse silhouettes.
Example:
I surprised my girlfriend last night, I gave her a good mousing.


Mousing
Any mischief or shenanigans by a person or group of people (usually teens/college kids.) Synonymous with booling.
Example:
Bro where did Tyler go?
I heard he’s mousing with Janessa behind the shed. 😳

Yo last night I went mousing with the boys.

No way what did u guys do?
We found a group of rockets and then took out some mailboxes.


mouse
n. mous v. mouz pl. mice

a term analog recording enthusiasts use to humorously refer to current generations of digital control surfaces (mixing boards.)

generally, these boards are inexpensive compared to their analog counterparts, are built using mostly plastic components.

because they are designed specifically for complete recording studio integration as a peripheral device for DAWs such as Pro Tools, their function is compared to that of a computer mouse.
Example:
audio guy 1: "Have you seen that Digidesign Icon desk? Looks amaaazing."

audio guy 2: "Yeah, I saw that mouse."


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