beating off
1) Slang term for male masturbation.2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.See also: jerking off;
jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey;
slapping the salami;
tickling the pickle
beating off
by rhcpgod on Aug 13, 2003 11:48:00
beating off
by andy1 on May 23, 2005 16:30:57
Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an
erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and
otr for malfunctions of a
5-7 day nature
Example:
Bill, the tachometer in you
GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between
1400 and
3600 RPM)
beating off
by Anonymous on Oct 30, 2003 03:31:59
beat off
by Anonymous on Nov 02, 2002 17:01:00
beat off
by taz gam on Mar 21, 2004 14:48:11
beat off
by adam h on Mar 02, 2005 06:39:48
Example:
dave: if two
blokes attacked you would
you beat them off?
janet: yes i would beat them both off
Beating Off
by B Talented on Jan 07, 2008 02:05:57
Beat off
by ,aw3t68936 on Jun 17, 2009 12:41:34
When two guys stand
face to face, with a third guy in between them
jacking off both guys at the same time. The first guy to jizz wins the
prize of getting a cold, metal dildo
beat-off
by Crambrose E. Burnside on Nov 14, 2006 09:28:20
1. A
total loser; a completely
pathetic and
lame person, usually obvliious to how much balls they suck.
THis can also be used as an adjective.
Example:
"
That dude over there thinks he's
hot shit, but he's a total fucking beat-off."
"Yeah, man. This
party is totally beat-off"