beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle



beating off
see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking
Example:
i love to beat off in wierd places


beating off
Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature
Example:
Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)


beating off
when a girl puts a trashcan between her legs and rubs on it
Example:
She's beating off and laughing about it!!


beat off
1. to defend ones self against an attack
2. to wank somebody off
Example:
dave: if two blokes attacked you would you beat them off?
janet: yes i would beat them both off


Beat off
When two guys stand face to face, with a third guy in between them jacking off both guys at the same time. The first guy to jizz wins the prize of getting a cold, metal dildo
Example:
Jason won beat off when tony gave him a hand job that he couldnt resist


beat-off
1. A total loser; a completely pathetic and lame person, usually obvliious to how much balls they suck.
THis can also be used as an adjective.
Example:
"That dude over there thinks he's hot shit, but he's a total fucking beat-off."
"Yeah, man. This party is totally beat-off"


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