inseminator
Example:
My Ipod reports the song, "Penis I See" by Gwar as, "Inseminator I Optically Image". How fucking queer!
My Ipod reports the song, "Penis I See" by Gwar as, "Inseminator I Optically Image". How fucking queer!
inseminator
a.k.a. pete the meat fay. or any guy whose sperm is so strong it can permeate any known contraceptive device!!insemination
Text Insemination
Text insemination is the art of "inseminating" the phones of everyone in your cell phone contacts list with a generic text such as "Hey, what's up" or "How's it going?" for the purpose of simultaneously having as many texting conversations as possible with as many different people as possible.
Example:
Jesse wanted to communicate with all of his friends at once, so he decided to initiate text insemination.
Jesse wanted to communicate with all of his friends at once, so he decided to initiate text insemination.
Marine by insemination
Someone {usually a female} who thinks she has intimate knowledge of the Marine Corps or is a Marine because she has fucked one, is fucking one or married one.
Example:
person 1: So Ellie's profile shows she was in the Marine Corps from 1970 - 1990 and that she's a Master Sergeant.
person 2: Nah. That's her previous husbands military information and her new husbands rank. She just thinks she's a Marine by insemination.
person 1: So Ellie's profile shows she was in the Marine Corps from 1970 - 1990 and that she's a Master Sergeant.
person 2: Nah. That's her previous husbands military information and her new husbands rank. She just thinks she's a Marine by insemination.
Artifistal Insemination
An act in which a man will masturbate and ejaculate into his hand.
Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.
Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.
Example:
John and Jessie couldn't concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination.... There was blood
John and Jessie couldn't concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination.... There was blood
artificial insemination
Example:
Women already say they don't need men to be happy, artificial insemination means they don't need them to procreate either.
Women already say they don't need men to be happy, artificial insemination means they don't need them to procreate either.
Ocular insemination
The act of giving you're mate a good facial and getting it in their eye. Also works well with Nasal and Aural insemination in the nose and ears respectively.
mediapocrytical insemination
"mental insemination with ideas" (i.e. brainwashing) using not ubiquitous political propaganda, but specifically mediapocricy
Example:
The ignorant masses who passively consume the evening news after are especially vulnerable to mediapocrytical insemination
The ignorant masses who passively consume the evening news after are especially vulnerable to mediapocrytical insemination
candidate for insemination
Example:
She's definalty a candidate for insemination
She's definalty a candidate for insemination