jalapeño

ha⋅la⋅pi⋅ño-dadj. Being jalapeñoed is when a girl's top comes off at the beach; or more like someone taking it off by force.



Jalapeño
A strong man who has the biggest heart and is always making those around him smile. A jalapeño, is an amazing lovah, cuddler, kisser and dork- along with so many other highly desired attributes. A jalapeño mates with one lovah a life time.
Example:
Elias is a jalapeño who found his lovah, Natalie.


jalapeño fingers
When a guy has jalapeño juice on his fingers and then he fingers a girl and her pussy burns. awwww yeaaaah
Example:
Bro 1: "Bro I gave my girl friend the ole jalapeño fingers last night after we went to taco bell"
Bro 2: "I bet it was a fiesta"
Bro 1 " Fer sherrrr"


jalapeño hangover
The correct spelling of jalepeno hangover.

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalapeños.
Example:
Me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a jalapeño hangover.

Boss: I think we need to talk about your jalapeño problem.

Me: I can stop anytime I want.


jalapeño dick
1. An extremely painful condition often caused by putting hands on penis (during urination, etc.) after chopping up raw jalapeño peppers (for fresh salsa, etc.)without using latex gloves. The condition is worsened by washing the area with warm soapy water.
2. An alleged method of torture used by the Mexican government while interrogating dissidents.
Example:
1. John missed the second half of the Super Bowl due to a bad case of jalapeño dick.
2. Juan is a survivor of jalapeño dick from the 1968 protests.


Jalapeño Bloodtrain
The act of stuffing as many jalapeños into a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle.

The spices of the jalapeños help clot the blood and relieve bloating.
Example:
My cramping hurt so bad until I got jalapeño bloodtrained. My mom is great!


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