torchered

A painful shit that is caused by eating fast food, lapping up hot sauce, drinking lots of tequila, etc. During and after the event your asshole burns due to the damage caused to your intestinal track.



torcher
1.) A singer of "torch" songs; i.e. a female singer of passionate love songs

2.) An arsonist
Example:
1.) She was a half-decent torcher, but she was no Timi Yuro.

2.) He contracted a torcher for 25% of the insurance payout.


Torcher
Torcher is the best Canadian metal band ever. They are from Kitchener, Ontario and are known for sodomizing Ontarian eardrums.
Example:
guy 1 "Dude, Torcher was sick last night!"
guy 2 "What?! My eardrums have been sodomized."
guy 1 "Ha ha ha ha!"


Torcher
Being subjected to someone's emotionally charged, critical rant about something that noone should ever be so charged up about.
Example:
Person 1: Z morning zoo is GARBAGE!!!! And your prank phone calls aren't funny and they weren't funny the first 8 bazillion times u did them! So get some new material!!!!!! I HATE U Z morning Zoo!!!! Elvis Duran may u die of gonaria and rot in hell!!!!

Person 2:Whoa Buddy why are you torchering me?


texas torcher
The act of lighting a significant other's skin on fire with a blowtorch and engaging in sexual intercourse while burning up
Example:
Dude, I was sitting by the campfire next to my babe...and seeing her and the fire so close to each other made me really antsy for a texas torcher.


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