assorted
Typically used on packaged goods such as a can of nuts or package of safety
pins explaining that they are
classified into groups, when in reality, they really are just mixed.. So this word is misused alot on products.. We now lose the meaning to it entirely.. (technically, it means
separated into classified groups/ but in slang, it means mixed)
Assortion
by UrbanTown on Mar 28, 2014 03:59:27
Example:
"The store down the street has a pretty good
assortion of birthday cards."
"Do you mean like...it has like, cards for different individuals, like birthday cards for cousins, for mothers, humorous cards...?"
"Yep, that's precisely what assortion means! It's the same as assortment but I like assortion better
cause it's more intuitive, like collection from collect, assortion from assort right."
"Ah...
whatever man."
Assortion
by László the Wordkeeper on Feb 24, 2019 12:43:20
Assortments
by addhead14 on Nov 12, 2011 08:36:52
A term created by my mom to describe the crazy weirdos and mental people that you see on downtown city streets. You will find
assortments in every major city. Although, Philadelphia seems to have a lot of them. The assortments like to congregate near main city streets, tourist areas, convention centers and
public transportation stations.
Sometimes, the assortments will ask you for money. Other times, they
walk down the streets arguing or muttering something to themselves. They are completely mental so it's best to avoid them and not give them anything.
Assorted Nuts
by СукаБлять on Jan 27, 2015 00:11:42
Assorted Fuckstickery
by Melvined on Mar 26, 2010 12:48:28
1) Any action or behavior that would cause the person doing so to be labled a "
fuckstick."
2) Usually
underhanded ways of
screwing up a good time.
Example:
I knew it was going to be a long night when it was only
7 pm and Kevin was up to his
assorted fuckstickery already.
It was
beastiality and other assorted fuckstickery that always landed Charles in strange places.
assorted randoms
by super_savvy_loves_cailou on Jul 14, 2010 03:11:14
Example:
like
max,
joe, and other assorted randoms
Assortative mating
by kyle cota on Jun 28, 2006 23:31:59
assorted meat
by ryker501 on Aug 12, 2011 20:18:05
Example:
i asked jenny if she wanted a sub........
she said yes.....i want assorted........
i said ok you like assorted meat...she said "ya....
asian guy in one hole...black guy in another"
assorted drinks
by JFlack on Feb 28, 2003 08:11:10
Example:
MAC!
assorted drinks......