jansporting

The act of putting a backpack on a drunk friend before they go to sleep, as to prevent them from rolling to their back, throwing up, and drowning in their own vomit.



jansport
Term for teammates who are being carried by a main member of the team when in competition. Most used by opposing team in beer pong for heckling players when they aren't pulling their weight.
Example:
"Anthony, stop being a fucking jansport and make a fucking cup, Brian is pretty much carrying you"


jansport
A term used in first person shooter games to describe a player that 'camps' around one spot, whether it be for weapons or a advantageous position.
Example:
That fool is a freaken' jansport, always in the same corner!


Jansported
Jansporting is when you dip out on a date or gf in a rush without saying goodbye, leaving your personal items behind. Due to the hysterical nature of the gf, it is best to leave behind all of your items and start new. A Jansport bookbag was a staple of the 90's, and now degenerates use it to carry a spare change of clothes when they meet up with a gf at a hotel. When the situation goes badly, the Jansport bag and all of its items are left behind, and a new Jansport bag begins its journey.
Example:
The weekend started fine, but then she started to ask about my ex, and then got hysterical, so I Jansported her. Now I need to go to 7-Eleven and buy new deodorant and mouthwash before we go out to the club.


Jansport
A Homosapien (male) who is known to ruin a date/Friends Play to feel game at the bars or clubs by being all over them, literally.
Example:
Aren was all over Regina the other night at Motif like a backpack, Hence he will be named Jansport.


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