a towel

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santranginus V, inhaling the beady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the Ravenouse Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you--daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. Often associated with hitchhikers. See hoopy and frood.



Towelling
to make someone cum while they are still wet immediately after a shower or bath, usually when lying on a bed, exhausted from a hot soaking

to cum while naked and wet
Example:
She got out of the shower, and I was ready to give her a towelling

She was soaking when she walked into the bedroom, all she wanted was a good towelling


Toweling
The equivalent to planking.

To drape yourself over an object, as if becomeing or impersonating a towel. Comes from the term planking, but planking became too "lame" to partake in; thus the creation of 'toweling'.

Originated by an unintelligent teenage girl in a small suburb out side of Dallas Texas, and has swiftly taken north Texas by storm.
Example:
Demarcus "hey bro let's take some cool pictures of us planking!"
Carlos "nah man that's so old, let's go toweling!"
both boys drape themselves over an Orthodontist office sign and take pictures, soon to be uploaded to Facebook.


Towelism
–noun
the philosophical system evolved by use of cock towels and fuck towels, advocating a skeeting of complete juiciness and creaminess and of noninterference with the intercourse or masturbation, in order to attain a clean, dry sheet and body in harmony with the ejaculation.
Example:
Eugene keeps a fuck towel under his bed and cock towel behind the door, there for he is a practicing Towelism


Towel
The most useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal ; you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with."
Example:
If you want to survive out here, you've got to know where your towel is.

guy running away He's got a TOWEL!


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