bedside table Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

bedside table

noun; a person, usually female, who uses their unfortunate partner as nothing more than a sex tool and then proceeds to take their money as payment for the best time of the partners life. The money should be left on the table before the partner leaves the next morning.not to be confused with a prostitute or hooker

Durham’s bedside table

by John Garthy on Oct 31, 2020 06:07:37

There is a cum rag and lotion there

Example:
Durham’s bedside table has his cum rag

Michael's Bedside Tables

by moochers on Apr 16, 2019 22:42:02

Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.

Example:
"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."

Cal’s Bedside Table

by Johnath bbc on Nov 23, 2020 04:47:25

There is a massive pink horse “wee wee” shaped dildo in there

Example:
Cal’s bedside table has a pink dildo in it.

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