kabuki

know the difference between your kabuki and your bukkakeThe expression means that the person does not know basic obvious things. That person lacks common sense or experience in the subject under discussion.The expression is Similar to "not knowing shit from shinola" or "not knowing your ass from your elbow".



kabuki
Pale-faced. Often used to describe gothic-looking people.
Example:
She was a total kabuki girl.


kabuki
series of graphic novels by david mack. totally kick-ass.
Example:
every one of the Kabuki books are startling, beautiful, violent and oh-so-cool.


Kabuki
Theatre, artifice, fake, insincere, something done only for show. AKA lip service
Example:
Congress stated that mine safety would be a priority but I fear that it is just kabuki and nothing will happen.


KABUKI
Japanese theatre where only men were allowed to act, even female roles, until ban was recently lifted. Invented in order to allow peasants a theatre of their own, as going to nobles' theatre would result in either having their eyes gouged out or their ears ripped off. Performed in poses rather than fluid action. Often very depressing.
Example:
I wanted to see a kabuki production, but it's so expensive and I don't speak old-fashioned Japanese.


Kabuki
Showy posturing performed as an act of theater. Typically used by pundits to describe an empty political performance which serves to satisfy or distract an audience. The name refers to the Japanese tradition of Kabuki theater, eliciting imagery of heavily costumed characters performing sweeping gestures and holding exaggerated poses for an audience. The performance may appear as elaborate and sometimes strange (foreigners in drag).
Example:
While the public remained fixated on the Kabuki of the kind words and state visit by the charismatic leader, his administration was doubling down on trade violations and human rights abuses.


Kabuki
To have Kabuki with someone is a bond that two people share, they watch out for each other, they have each others back.

To obtain Kabuki: Under the 3rd full moon of the year, the two individuals that wish to obtain Kabuki, must touch penis heads, for 3 full seconds. Only two people can have Kabuki, three or more would be gay.
Example:
Getting ready to pay for lunch, guy one reaches in pocket and realizes he doesn't have any cash on him, guy two "hey don't worry I've got it", places money on counter to pay for both lunches and then extends his arm with a balled fist towards guy one as the fists meet they both exclaim "Kabuki" (reinforcing the special bond they share) The outstretched fisted arms symbolize the act they performed under the 3rd full moon.


Kabuki Speaker
Japanese made speakers from the 60's through the 70's that had a minimum 15" woofer, a minimum 4-way cross-over, at least 6 individual drivers, in a box that is less than 3 cu ft or weighs less than 50lbs.


"For those wondering about the origin of the term, it had to do with the limited bandwidth and tinny sound that characterized the first versions of these speakers. As a friend said "You can play Led Zepplin though them and it comes out sounding like Kabuki music"."
-Don McR @ www.audiokarma.org
Example:
SANSUI
Model# SP-X8000 / 9000


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