keep it in your pants

1) Response to when someone says something overtly sexual.2) It's a school night maybe she will keep it in her pants for once. It's unisex. Ironic if said to a girl so completely fine.



keep your pants on
Example:
Person One: Bro, I ordered my cheese like 45 minutes ago, where the hell is it?!?
Person Two: Dude, keep your pants on, its coming.

Person One: What in the world made you think I would take my pants off?
Person Two: I don't know, in any case, your cheese will be here soon.

Person One: Nah man, this ain't right, I'm calling the manager ... And taking my pants off!


keep your pants on
What to say to someone when they're getting too excited about something (can be anything).

Another way of saying "Calm down!".
Example:
A: (Person getting too excited about something)

B: Ok man, keep your pants on!


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