stanley
little dickhead with a microscopic dick, who also acts so tough when really hes just a baby inside. He'll never become a man so everyone should treat him like the little boy he'll always be.
stanley
This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427.Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.And Stanley was happy.stanley
stanley is the sexiest person you’ll ever see. if you are his friend you are extremely lucky because he will spoil you like 😮😡🤷 ♂️🫣🥰. he has a massive cock nd he loves to play lots of instruments. he is so nice, smart, sexy, cute, big cock. he’s just the most perfect human being ever.
stanley
Example:
person 1: damn girl those are some saggy eye bags you got
person 2: I'm just mad stanley today. only got 2 hours of sleep last night
person 1: yah g I feel you, i been feeling mad stanley these past few days too
person 1: damn girl those are some saggy eye bags you got
person 2: I'm just mad stanley today. only got 2 hours of sleep last night
person 1: yah g I feel you, i been feeling mad stanley these past few days too
stanley
Short for "Stanley knife".
stanley
Example:
You've put on a lot a weight recently, you're looking like a bit of a Stanley
Did you eat all of my pasta, your such a bloody Stanley!
You've put on a lot a weight recently, you're looking like a bit of a Stanley
Did you eat all of my pasta, your such a bloody Stanley!
stanley
Example:
"Jesus, why'd you have to bring that guy?"
"Seriously, Jen, he's a real friggin' stanley, ya know?"
"Jesus, why'd you have to bring that guy?"
"Seriously, Jen, he's a real friggin' stanley, ya know?"
stanley
A skinny ass jew loving muslim who loves to sit in back of the class wanking off to chicken, nugget, midget, gay porn. No one knows how stanleys are made but they are accounted for eminem thinking hes a rap god due to there retarded obsession towards him.
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stanley
the product of dropping a jolly rancher into a public toilet, re-wrapping it and giving it to someone