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Ketter - unbelievably beautiful girl. Her eyes are deep as space, her touch is electrifying. Her skin cashmere. Her breath a cherry blossom, full of humble wisdom. Once she gets you, your shackled forever.



Kettering

by helpmydadlocksmeinashedatnight on Apr 26, 2019 19:23:36

A middle class suburban town where everyone under the age of 22 is either a arrogant prick or a wannabe roadman who can only get their hands on lemons but who think they are hard because they know all the words to one Stormzy song.
Example:
person;
middle class white teenagers from Kettering; oi bruv, me and my man'dem are the hardest boyz alive. we'll beat you up if you come to my endz
person; oh no i'm to scared to set foot in north Hampshire because the Kettering boyz will get me.


Kettering

by Meghann and Phoebe on Jul 24, 2007 23:14:15

Town in northampton, ruined by the fact of it being closely related with CorbyWell known for its rivalry against the Corby towners.
Popular for numerous amount of chavs, of which most commonly are about 4ft tall and there vocabulary reaching only to the extent of 'ennit', 'fookin' grebs' and 'i'll proper bang you out!'
Not only is there a vast number of chavs in the town - these are accompanied by the grebs. However, the only way you will pass these is if you dare to enter the lears of 'greb gardens', 'morrisons', or 'downtown subway'.
If you are one of the many teens to fortnightly visit 'Keystone Escape' for there music gigs then you'll know what i mean when i say that Kettering is overrun by the 'scene' era. Try a Thursday night at 'Keystone' for the chance to be abused by about 50 of the 4ft chavs.

Well, in addition to the youths of Kettering, you've got; litter, the rude and inconsiderate elderly, graffiti, vandalism, lack of good shops, the permenant stench, and my goodness the list could go on.

And they say that Corby is bad.
Example:
'Hey you, what are you doing near Kettering?
I say you run a few miles real quick!'


kettering

by Humbert on Oct 20, 2005 00:36:12

N. An imprint left on the skin after reclining on an uneven surface for a sustained period, commonly seen on face after sleeping in an unusual place
Example:
"I don't know how I got there or what they did to me. All I know is I woke up sore and with kettering all over my face."


Kettering

by JennyMuthafucka! on Jul 30, 2011 07:43:31

A small, typical imprint of Suburbia located on the outer edges of Dayton, Ohio. It is a middle-class community characterized by a high rate of teen pregnancies, pigheaded Republicans with views of the world dated pre-Cold War, and incredibly ignorant bumper stickers. It's only recognizable claim to fame would be the alum of Kettering Fairmont High School, Nancy Cartwright (widely known as the voice of Bart Simpson). Also, Rob Dyrdek (of MTV's Rob & Big) is known to have attended Fairmont's not-so glorious classes. Other than boasting Ohio's most state-of-the-art (as well as expensive) High School music program, Kettering has no real significance in the grand scheme of life in Ohio. In closing, Kettering is such a generally plain town in which to "live", it is more commonly known by it's teenage inhabitants as a place where souls go to die.
Example:
Jill: Hey, do you wanna come hang out with me this weekend?

Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?

Jill: Yeah?

Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.

Jill: ???

Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering


Kettering Goggles

by ketteringstudent on Oct 22, 2010 06:22:25

A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.
Example:
Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."


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