uneven Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

uneven

the name given to some one who has uneven boobs that are big.

uneven boobs

by emiliesfo on Apr 09, 2016 15:58:36

The struggle of having one breast larger than the other. Some people get it bad. Bras are like having one boob that is a turtle in a shell that's too big for it, and the other boob is a hermit crab that had outgrown his shell.

Example:
VS employee: we will take your measurements to get you the perfect bra.

person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.

lil uneven

by niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa on Jun 28, 2009 00:08:12

a little hungover

Example:
me: im a lil uneven today cuz i drank last night

Uneven Table Top

by Payners on Nov 07, 2016 04:04:11

When a female has one larger breast and one smaller breast, typically by a large margin.

Example:
Brooke has such an uneven table top.

Uneven

by whatyoulikeyou on Sep 14, 2020 23:58:38

A term to describe the best people who will ever live in the history of earth and also the UNIVERSE. If you want to find them, they are often seen at MORAHAN or starting fires illegally, or drunk, occasionally seen harassing people for fags.

Example:
Person 1: woah look at them!
Person 2: that's uneven
Uneven: oh dear.

Uneven Ass

by Professional3rdWheeler on Apr 04, 2022 09:12:33

A condition when you sit in the back of a full car and the seats lift one cheek higher than the other creating discomfort.

Example:
Guys! I fucking have Uneven Ass can we switch seats?

uneven eyebrows

by MamaStella on Jan 30, 2018 06:53:17

As the name implies it means uneven eyebrows but what I wanted to tell you is the feeling of the urge for death that comes with it.

Example:
Ilayda: What is wrong?
Bihter: MY UNEVEN EYEBROWS ARE WRONG AND I CRIED ABOUT IT FOR LIKE AN HOUR IN THE SHOWER...

uneven settings

by Dolly Partonnnnnnnnnnnnn on Mar 22, 2008 13:36:58

an obnoxious thing that stephen says that makes no sense

Example:
the uneven settings make this complicated

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