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knapped

(v.) To masturbate, choke the chicken, pull one's pork, etc.

Knapped

by dalohim on Oct 15, 2018 22:23:13

the act of ripping someone off in a negotiation where they get the much better end of the deal.

Example:
Zac knapped Drew in the fantasy football trade.

Knapped

by Remilo33 on Aug 15, 2010 02:13:38

Derived from the word Kidnapped

1. When an object or spot is taken while you are away.

2. When someone woos your girlfriend or boyfriend away from you.

Example:
1. Jeff knapped my seat while I was up getting mustard.

2. Chris knapped my girl, Latisha.

Knap

by Smokey_MC_Pot_Cheese on Dec 11, 2003 14:51:58

Knap- To Knap someone is to slap your testicles into their cheeks until they fall unconcious or their teeth fall out.

Example:
I knaped that slut till she spat crimson foo.

PS FOR ALL YOU IDIOTS THIS IS NOT REALLY A WORD. SHUT UP IN ADVANCE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING FUCKTARDED JUST GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF.

PPS HEHEHELOLIRJUSSKIDDINGRARRRR!

Knaps

by Larrythepoet on May 30, 2011 08:04:19

Slang for no. Best used when you're feeling a little funky, and no just won't do.

Example:
Steve: Hey Tim, do you want to go to the bar later?
Tim: Knaps Steve, I've got a lot of work to do.

knap stat

by dsoghaskdg on Feb 18, 2009 08:31:33

knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.

Example:
BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.

MFKW: "well thats knap stat."

BAMF: "i agree."

fred knap

by The_Young_Drafter on Jan 27, 2017 06:23:31

The one true god of drafting, in the ancient mythologies he was the bearer of all creation and he himself was the one being that could end all creation with the shittest joke you could ever hear. Fred was commonly mentioned in Egyptian Hieroglyphics in a story where he conquered the legnedary Lochness Monster and kept it as his pet. He plays NBA on rookie difficulty. He also whistles at shirtless boys. His eveil twin, pank derf challenged his throne and only after countless battles, realized that he and pank were one and the same. AKA Draft Lord.

Example:
Fred Knap is very charitable and has given countless drafting lessons to kids in Niggeria

knap stat

by dsoghaskdg on Feb 18, 2009 08:32:44

Example:
BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.

MFKW: "well thats knap stat."

BAMF: "i agree."

flint knapping

by Aldi Aldi on Oct 19, 2017 04:07:02

Flint knapping is when two guys put pieces of flint rock between their buttcheeks and moon land each other. The friction generates a spark which tickles their anus hole and gives the Flint knappers extreme pleasure.

Example:
Bobby and the boys are planning a flint knapping event for the club competition this weekend.

knap attack

by The Knap attack on Nov 23, 2010 09:31:47

the act of waking a girl up in the middle of the night by slapping her in the face then immediately ejaculating on her face

Example:
so last night i sprung the knap attack on her right after she fell asleep

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