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asleep

1. To be in a state of sleep. Sleep being the unconsious state our body is in while it replenishes energy.

asleep

by tabikatt on Apr 06, 2008 06:22:33

The most vulnerable state in which you will ever observe the vast majority of people. When we are asleep is the only time we will ever truly bare the soul. Also, aside from daydreams, it is the only state in which we can experience dreams, and, as such, is a viable source of insight and advice on our lives, if we can interpret it.

Example:
'You look so calm when you're asleep.'

'She's prettier when she's asleep. She doesn't look so troubled.'

asleep

by Bark at these fools on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20

To place a fool to sleep with brute force; To disrupt someone's balance while intoxicated; To disrespect someone to a severe level.

Example:
I told those fools to go asleep.

Go asleep, ho.

If you tired, be quiet and go asleep.

asleep

by tabikatt on Apr 06, 2008 21:06:52

Example:
'You look so calm when you're asleep.'

'She's prettier when she's asleep. She doesn't look so troubled.'

asleeping

by Brigz on Oct 28, 2007 07:14:47

To avoid confusion in conversation when referring to spending the night with a girl/guy. The term "sleeping with" is often used to refer to having sex. However, if you just slept over in the same bed without sexual acts, you were "asleeping with".

Example:
I met this awesome girl at the bar, we ended up asleeping together, because we were too tired to sleep with each other.

asleeping

by teddyrux on Jun 03, 2006 15:35:07

What you are doing when you leave your msn on overnight. This term is used primarily in msn conversations or away messages. You are away and asleep. You are asleeping.

Example:
MSN name: Jam: Been replaced by a 23yr old emo fuckball/Sex knows who she is - asleeping

asleep style

by neilmobile on Feb 06, 2006 08:38:52

A sex position, but also a sex CONCEPT. The idea is that you ask the lady until you're good and sleeping and then to get it on with you real careful like.

Example:
'I had Tina try asleep style on me.'

'did it work?'

'Who knows man. who knows.'

failing asleep

by channel_panel on Jun 13, 2018 14:49:14

This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.

Example:
Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"

Dead Asleep

by Kuuni_ on Apr 19, 2023 09:31:44

That one person who sleeps so heavily that NOTHING can wake them up. (Almost like they're dead)

Example:
Person 1: Yeah, nothing could wake you up this morning. You were dead asleep.
Person 2: Didn't you throw water on me? When I woke up I was soaked.
Person 1: As I said, you were dead asleep. You didn't move an inch when I threw water on you.

mods asleep

by Mods asleep!!! on Apr 21, 2017 06:46:11

a term used mainly on 4chan to tell other anons that the mods are not watching, mostly used to get a link to an illegal dropbox

Example:
Mods asleep

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