Krib
A neurotic Jew that befriends animals but not people. Sometimes a Krib will avoid certain places at all costs. Example: Las Vegas.
kribbed, kribbish
1)v. the act of giving ass loads of unnecessary work just to be a dick 2) v. sucking at life in general 3) adj. having homosexual tendencies (i.e. easily bribed by sucking off certain individuals in exchange for good grades)
Example:
1) "What a homo, this is the third time he kribbed us by making us revise this damn resume. Let's just skip it and get melled."
2) I'm fucking tired of getting kribbed every night- its a half credit class asshole.
3) His kribbish behavior was easily recognized by his giving A's to those who'd stayed in his office for a BJ.
1) "What a homo, this is the third time he kribbed us by making us revise this damn resume. Let's just skip it and get melled."
2) I'm fucking tired of getting kribbed every night- its a half credit class asshole.
3) His kribbish behavior was easily recognized by his giving A's to those who'd stayed in his office for a BJ.
Dirty Kribs
When you smell your hand(s) after having your hand(s) on your balls for a long time. Usually after a full 2+ days of not showering
Mik krib effect
Noun
When a fast food chain brings a certain sandwich back, crime rates skyrocket in inner cities and surrounding areas.
When a fast food chain brings a certain sandwich back, crime rates skyrocket in inner cities and surrounding areas.
Example:
Lisa-“hey wanna play another game of basketball?”
Joe-“what?! Hell no, haven’t you heard of the mik krib effect?? Im going home before the sun goes down so i dont get my car jacked”
Lisa-“hey wanna play another game of basketball?”
Joe-“what?! Hell no, haven’t you heard of the mik krib effect?? Im going home before the sun goes down so i dont get my car jacked”