Las Vegas

The Largest city in the state of Nevada. Commonly known as Sin City, due to the popularity of legalized gambling, availability of alcoholic beverages at any time (as is true throughout Nevada), and various forms and degrees of adult entertainment.



Las Vegas
Thanks to this wonderful city, Nevada has one of the lowest tax rates in the U.S. because the gamblers literally "pay" our taxes for us.
Example:
Viva Las Vegas. At least I won't have to worry about paying 10% sales tax for everything I buy.


Las Vegas
A lot of you people need to stop hating on Vegas! Some of you are basing your definitions on tired stereotypes and don't realize that LV is more then drive through weddings and cheap motels and hookers!

We have very affluent suburbs, many beautifully designed Hotels, and thanks to all the tourists a booming economy! We also have excellent dinning, mostly good weather, and shopping that rival that of New York and LA.

And to address the issues of prostitution and gambling, prostitution is illegal in LV and if you have a gambling addiction... don't gamble genius, simple as that!

Yes, it is true we have problems here but so do all large cities. Also on a side note our murder rates are lower then a lot of cities and our city’s "ghettos" are much safer too.
Example:
Look, I know it's not perfect but what city is?


Las Vegas
I have lived in Las Vegas all my life, so get ready:
There is a big difference between the strip and the rest of Las Vegas (or at least the Eastern Side) The strip is beautiful, but most of the residents here don't go down there very often. We used to have field trips and go down to some of the casinos, but thanks to the economic crisis, the government has cut out ALL field trips for public schools. Our teachers are underpaid, our schools waste our money when we should be spending it on education, and most of our schools are people who are illegal from Mexico.

However, we do have great magnet schools here in Vegas. If you are into perfoming arts, LVA is for you! Our magnet schools are excellent programs.

Almost everything is open 24/7 or open till like midnight. However, almost all of our movie theaters are in casinos (which i sometimes a problem for younger kids) and we only have 1 miniature golf course in the Adventuredome at Circus Circus Casino.

It's very hot here during summer, so bring lots of water. If you are going to the strip, bring extra cash. Things can get pricey up here. Just remeber there is more to Vegas than Strippers and gambling.
PS BEST BUFFETS EVER!
Example:
Tourist: Your city is amazing!
Resident: Hahaha well than obviously you haven't seen Las Vegas' education!


Las Vegas
Top-10 Reasons Why Las Vegas Rocks:

10. Ubiqitous all-you-can-eat buffets.

9. Finest restaurants in the world.

8. There are more strip clubs this side of the Mississippi.

7. 24-hour liquor sales

6. Residents enjoy warm weather all year round; it's shorts wearing weather, baby!

5. Suburban sprawl.

4. Nevada's unemployment rate is among the lowest in the nation.

3. Where else can you get laid at one of over 100,000 hotel rooms in the city?

2. Where else can you get married on a whim at a wedding chapel, then get it annuled 2 days later?

1. You lose all your money gambling.
Example:
"I love showgirls. They are the living, breathing embodiment of everything Las Vegas. I think they get a bad rap.

Casinos weren't built on people winning money.

After 9/11, I suggested that in order to revive the economy here, every man should get a lap dance."

--Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman


Las Vegas
If you're a tourist, GREATEST place on earth. If you're a local, you hate it because its boring as shit, and the people you call "friends" are fake and shady. Oh and now the unemployment is the highest in the country, and so is the foreclosure rate. Word of advice, never move here, just visit. You'll hate it.
Example:
Tourists: "Hey lets go to Las Vegas, greatest city on earth!"
Local: "Man fuck this city, everyone's fake as fuck, I fuckin' hate it here, I can't wait to move, fuck this bro, shitty town and even shittier people"


Las Vegas
A place where residents get pissed at the tourists taking all the space at resturants,stores,and most of all,parking space!

But still,this place isn't bad just because what people say "there is a lot of hookers and drunks." Las Vegas is actually a great,beautiful place. Don't believe the people who hate the place. They probably hate it because they lost all their money on some slot machine in the MGM.
Example:
Person 1:Hey,want to go to Vegas?
Person 2:Hell yeah!
Person 3: Las Vegas is a bad place!
Person 1 and 2:Shut up!
Person 3:Why?
Person 1: Because you're a pissy guy who probably lost all their money while gambling.
Person 3: You're right. D:


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