lazy Susan's Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

lazy Susan's

Empty Tits that resemble 2 slices of pizza limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and the nipple dangling from the bottom

Lazy Susan's

by Working Class Hero on Nov 29, 2020 01:19:51

Tired tits

Tits that have given up the fight with gravity

Empty, deflated bags of skin

Hideous floppy things with nips at the bottom

Example:
I had to tie them up because they were lazy Susan's

Lazy Susan

by state.of.bliss! on Oct 18, 2007 07:41:30

It's actually one of those things that you put in the middle of the table and spin around so that you can reach different things. They're really useful for things like carrot sticks and dips.

...And barbeques.

...And drinks.

...Not forgetting passing the butter!

Don't taint the wonderous invention with your dirty meanings.

Example:
You have a Lazy Susan? Wow! Can I use it?

Lazy Susan

by AngryVida on Jan 11, 2012 13:23:29

A sexual position involving a stool, 2 men, and a woman. The woman is positioned comfortably lying on the stool either supine or prone. The 2 men pleasure themselves simultaneously, one with the woman's mouth, the other with either her vagina or anus. This also assist in balancing the woman on the stool. The term describes the rotating of the woman by spinning the stool when the men desire to trade orifices.

Example:
"Hey JM, we should totally Lazy Susan that hot girl at work!"

"You might want to clean that stool off before you sit on it. Tom and I Lazy Susan'd your mom last night".

Lazy Susan

by Dena123 on Dec 31, 2019 11:04:31

A Susan who is so lazy that she doesn’t wipe her own rear end, leaves used bath water in the tub for years, lets farm animals live and crap inside, can’t reach around to use her seatbelt or buckle in the kids, and has to move houses every 5 years because the old one has just collapsed into a shit hole, and wears a mumu shirt inside out so she doesn’t have to wash it.

Example:
Me: “Why does it smell like shit?”
Also me: “Lazy Susan must have walked by”

lazy susan

by Melosh on Nov 22, 2006 14:46:16

When a girl attempts to shave her vagina but can't seem to get to the bottom part leaving a goatee like appearance.

Example:
That lazy susan on Brittany was about 2 inces long!

Lazy Susan

by The Speechcrafter on Sep 23, 2012 22:53:49

A household gadget, usually stored in a cupboard,which consists of a base and a circular table that spins, upon which ingredients and medicine are usually stored. Named after a probably fictional harlot back in the olden days of piracy, where sailors, pressed for time, would lay a prostitute down on the said contraption, and, to facilitate each man taking his turn, they'd rotate her to the next client, cutting time of the then-standard practice of assigning different rooms to different customers.

Example:
Hun', could you pass me one of those Tylenols? They're on the lazy susan.

She was turning tricks quickly as if she were on a lazy susan.

Lazy Susan

by #roastbeeftakeout on Feb 20, 2016 13:03:29

Orally stimulating a woman's genitalia while she is driving.

Example:
Yea brah. She gave me road head so at the next stop sign we pulled a Chinese fire drill and I finished her off with a lazy susan.

Lazy Susan

by Lazy Susan 4 on Jul 11, 2010 09:00:09

Sex with a double amputee. Put the person with no appendages on your dick and twirl her around like a Lazy Susan.

Example:
Because I support our troops, for the 4th of July, I picked up a vet and we did the Lazy Susan.

Lazy Susan

by F Wizzleton on Nov 16, 2009 02:01:13

A guy receives a handjob from a girl but he grasps the girls hand and moves it. The man is giving himself a handjob but instead of using his own hand he uses the woman's hand.

When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.

Example:
I convinced her to give me a handjob but she just gave me a Lazy Susan instead.

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