Left Tit
by Kilopineapple on Apr 25, 2011 13:30:05
cold as a witches left tit
by allaspiaggia on Jan 17, 2013 00:27:06
Used to describe something that is insanely cold.
Back in the day,
witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches
left tit (or
teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.
Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.
Example:
"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches
left tit in here."
Canadian toilet seats in the
wintertime.
"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."
bite my left tit
by Andie4444444 on Jan 25, 2008 02:45:14
For females, a slightly more polite way to say "Fuck off
you prick," especially annoying pricks of the opposite sex. It's important to
emphasise the LEFT tit meaning that person is not
adequate enough for the RIGHT tit.
Example:
When asked by your male
boss a ridiculous request, the response is: "You can tell him to bite my left tit"