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portion

a part of something

Portion

by recruitingofficer on Oct 08, 2005 00:17:53

Sexual intercourse, usually used to describe said act as served to a man by a woman. Made famous by the British comedian 'Jethro'.

Example:
I was round the back of the chip shop in Bodmin and the owner's daughter popped out and gave me a portion.

portions

by Jellybean on Oct 03, 2003 18:43:11

Term for collective things between couples.
From kissing to mastubating to oral sex all the way through to full sex.
Used to be unspecific about whats gne on

To have portions on someone>

Example:
Did you have portions?
Yes
What kind?
Just kissing.

Portionally

by hmose on Jan 25, 2010 07:24:35

Not entirely, but slightly something.

Example:
I'm only portionally a Jew.

Portion

by Aidan Brooks on Jun 02, 2005 06:45:18

1. Noun: The amount of weed you have bought is your portion.

2. Verb: To portion is to divide weed between people.

Example:
1. That was an amazing portion, we got 50 joints out of it.

2. Shall we portion out the weed man? I've gotta go in a minute

Spaff Portion

by KhaleesiofRivia on Mar 08, 2021 01:15:23

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

Example:
“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

vicar’s portion

by Agarter on Jun 03, 2019 02:03:50

A vicar’s portion is a very small cup of tea one would serve to a vicar to ensure a fleeting visit.

Example:
“insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course”

Portion jealousy

by Ooks on Apr 23, 2013 22:43:48

Be jealous of the meal that other people have in a restaurant when comparing to your own meal. It happens mostly in a situation where you order something new while your friends stick to what they know to be good or vise versa.

Example:
"I'm having the shrimp cocktail for a starter. I want to try something new although a caesar salad that you guys are having might cause me to have Portion jealousy."

Bristol portions

by Random Hero on Nov 08, 2019 03:09:33

A large slice of cake, pudding or sweet food.

Example:
"What size slice of cake would you like vicar?
Small, medium or Bristol portions"

"Blimey, did you see how much cake Rose had at the office party?"
"yeah, I know, talk about Bristol portions"

American Portion

by MKRandall on Feb 10, 2017 03:02:04

American Portion: Noun. The Whole Damn Thing . All serving in one package.

Example:
"Jimmy had an American Portion of pizza and a 48oz diet Coke"

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