portion

a part of something



Portion
Sexual intercourse, usually used to describe said act as served to a man by a woman. Made famous by the British comedian 'Jethro'.
Example:
I was round the back of the chip shop in Bodmin and the owner's daughter popped out and gave me a portion.


portions
Term for collective things between couples.
From kissing to mastubating to oral sex all the way through to full sex.
Used to be unspecific about whats gne on

To have portions on someone>
Example:
Did you have portions?
Yes
What kind?
Just kissing.


Portion
1. Noun: The amount of weed you have bought is your portion.

2. Verb: To portion is to divide weed between people.
Example:
1. That was an amazing portion, we got 50 joints out of it.

2. Shall we portion out the weed man? I've gotta go in a minute


vicar’s portion
A vicar’s portion is a very small cup of tea one would serve to a vicar to ensure a fleeting visit.
Example:
insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course”


Portion jealousy
Be jealous of the meal that other people have in a restaurant when comparing to your own meal. It happens mostly in a situation where you order something new while your friends stick to what they know to be good or vise versa.
Example:
"I'm having the shrimp cocktail for a starter. I want to try something new although a caesar salad that you guys are having might cause me to have Portion jealousy."


Bristol portions
A large slice of cake, pudding or sweet food.
Example:
"What size slice of cake would you like vicar?
Small, medium or Bristol portions"

"Blimey, did you see how much cake Rose had at the office party?"
"yeah, I know, talk about Bristol portions"


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