legalese

A way of talking or writing used mostly by lawyers and corporations, as a way to explain and elaborate every square inch of the matter at hand - creating an airtight verbal bubble that leaves no room for ambiguity.This is done by writing as little as possible with as many words as possible, in such a way that Average Joe won't have a single clue what is presented to him, yet agrees to it because he couldn't care less about reading page up and page down with all that legal nonsense before he gets to use his new computer program.



Legalese
The dialect that the "legal" profession uses to hoodwink people into paying them a week's wage for an hour's work. See conflict of interest.
Example:
Attorneys use Legalese to be able to tell lies about regular people without the regular people being able to understand what's said about them.


Sneaky White Legalese
Advanced diction utilized by white persons when engaged in a business transaction with minorities so as to gain a material advantage in the deal or transaction.
Example:
"In the event of a breach of contract dispute, both parties agree that Arbitration meetings will be held in Simi Valley!

Translation of said Sneaky White Legalese: We found the Rodney King Police Officers innocent of criminal charges, how confident do you minorities feel about winning this contract dispute?



Latest Searches

viral load, worm hole, Ultrasound, Horsefeathers, dumb as fuck, Aunt, that 30, onion rings, Broken Down Bitch, wooooo yeah baby, theism, serial killer, my dawgs are barking, internet meme, Get fat, bringed, buck the trend, buncher, 360 Hardflip, marking, regina spektor, monkeypox, Talisa, yuna choi, treasurer, chicken shit, High up your ass, dead end job, The Dob, Chayce, green box, Let There Be Rock, Anti-Racist, back issues, Try Me Bitch Tuesday, The Hobble, cool one, Sip sip, MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY, broke off, Macrons-disease, lets ride, the crow, c-drama, Hansom, Chris Moore, fuck me now, Taliban Twelve Pack, seated for, canada post, pitch perfect, murked out, e=mc^2, Onyx, urban youth, charging the battery, chick flick, inevitivity, No deal, force feeding, name shaming, Batting averages, Hatsune Miku, rompers, i gotta pee, nosey, on moms, crucified, the COVID-19, full bowl, Walk around the room, congrat, AYO LISTEN UP, tim hortons, Deliberate asymmetry, obvi, Chris Jericho, chotor asti, TheFaceBook, larger than life, yeezys, sex like real, Killer Queen, take crap, budder, kai kai, new generation, sach, potential, bitch that, UHF moaning, heaving, double thumb, Tricked Out, metro-sexual, HAHAHAHAHA, cross the canal, bryden, populairity, goan, poop can, cameo appearance, Jaimie, AC130 above, Steppas, quadri-elected, Del Ray, one minute silence, samey, CNS, Yeah uh, Sociologist, Puzzle Piecing, smoke crack, Republican, Talking talking, lardass, The Ostrich, Pisshead, ohhhhh, Sick as two dogs, Liquid X, The class, a boris, the Grange, half and half, Allen High School, Lilia, eating pasta, thurs, Think about that, fresh loaf, MIL, Jordano, aggressive, Backing out, get the poison out, Matzo fever, Dusted my butt plug, prettily, porn, British style, to chillax, studlycaps, heroin addict, maji, eyeball, The Fuckery, Tino, Nicko, Arch nemesis, voli, backed out, strike me, PLZ, google translator, The landlord, OMG OMG OMG, british kids, serpent, corporeal, repititous, order 45, Pentium, the fort, RAPE KIT, staten island, wounds, em0, ppe, peadophile, YOOOO, Nigga please, Fork Knife Bed , being a penis, Sir John Barleycorn, Fucked In, Fuckin A, Salty Wench, farmers market, the Dolan twins, SCORCHED EARTH, rock so, No question about it, collectivist, Central Coast, Full bowl mold, shake me, Grow a pair of tits, not a truck, Ignorants, Aspergic, J-Lub, The Daddy, nedd, heeltoe, Namor, vegeversary, Bree Olsen, the Congressional, Legalese, banana sex, viral load, worm hole, Ultrasound, Horsefeathers, dumb as fuck, Aunt, that 30, onion rings, Broken Down Bitch, wooooo yeah baby, theism, serial killer, my dawgs are barking, internet meme, Get fat, bringed, buck the trend, buncher, 360 Hardflip, marking, regina spektor, monkeypox, Talisa, yuna choi, treasurer, chicken shit, High up your ass, dead end job, The Dob, Chayce, green box, Let There Be Rock, Anti-Racist, back issues, Try Me Bitch Tuesday, The Hobble, cool one, Sip sip, MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY, broke off, Macrons-disease, lets ride, the crow, c-drama, Hansom, Chris Moore, fuck me now, Taliban Twelve Pack, seated for, canada post, pitch perfect, murked out, e=mc^2, Onyx, urban youth, charging the battery, chick flick, inevitivity, No deal, force feeding, name shaming, Batting averages, Hatsune Miku, rompers, i gotta pee, nosey, on moms, crucified, the COVID-19, full bowl, Walk around the room, congrat, AYO LISTEN UP, tim hortons, Deliberate asymmetry, obvi, Chris Jericho, chotor asti, TheFaceBook, larger than life, yeezys, sex like real, Killer Queen, take crap, budder, kai kai, new generation, sach, potential, bitch that, UHF moaning, heaving, double thumb, Tricked Out, metro-sexual, HAHAHAHAHA, cross the canal, bryden, populairity, goan, poop can, cameo appearance, Jaimie, AC130 above, Steppas, quadri-elected, Del Ray, one minute silence, samey, CNS, Yeah uh, Sociologist, Puzzle Piecing, smoke crack, Republican, Talking talking, lardass, The Ostrich, Pisshead, ohhhhh, Sick as two dogs, Liquid X, The class, a boris, the Grange, half and half, Allen High School, Lilia, eating pasta, thurs, Think about that, fresh loaf, MIL, Jordano, aggressive, Backing out, get the poison out, Matzo fever, Dusted my butt plug, prettily, porn, British style, to chillax, studlycaps, heroin addict, maji, eyeball, The Fuckery, Tino, Nicko, Arch nemesis, voli, backed out, strike me, PLZ, google translator, The landlord, OMG OMG OMG, british kids, serpent, corporeal, repititous, order 45, Pentium, the fort, RAPE KIT, staten island, wounds, em0, ppe, peadophile, YOOOO, Nigga please, Fork Knife Bed , being a penis, Sir John Barleycorn, Fucked In, Fuckin A, Salty Wench, farmers market, the Dolan twins, SCORCHED EARTH, rock so, No question about it, collectivist, Central Coast, Full bowl mold, shake me, Grow a pair of tits, not a truck, Ignorants, Aspergic, J-Lub, The Daddy, nedd, heeltoe, Namor, vegeversary,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!