Lentil
by NeverShoutDaniel! on Jul 20, 2009 15:44:19
Someone who is trying way too hard to fit into the scene or emo
crowd.
Dresses in ways that they think are stereotypically
emo or scene.
Example:
Girl 1: OMG did you see that girl with the
bbycks tee shirt and hello kitty hairclips?
Girl 2: I know,
urgh, what a
lentil
lentil
by sad(istic) panda on Oct 29, 2009 14:50:46
a person who attempts and fails miserably and embarassasingly at being:
emo
scene
goth
punk
skinhead
headbanger
any other sort of subculture
they usually assume they are very cool by doing this and often
proclaim they dont care about these names
FUCK OFF
Lentils
by krugz on Oct 02, 2009 02:11:51
A young scene kid or emo kid that's new in town.
Or younger/
new generation that only just started being in the city everyday and try
to dress up as
scene kids but fail really badly.
Example:
Ed "What's those noise outside of
maccas?"
Scott "It's those
goddam lentils hanging around!"
Ed "But isn't lentils... beans?"
Scott "No they're annoying little scene kids"
lentil
by Spooka on May 23, 2003 05:06:02
Example:
I was such a lentil last night! I
told her that I
loved her even though
I'm gay!
Lentil
by Shaz on May 22, 2006 06:16:15
1 - a term used to
define a complete and
utter moron
2 - Can be used in place of 'Mother'
Tender Lentils
by cantspellrestaraunt on Feb 15, 2021 10:40:31
A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.
Popularised by
Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled
legumes:
'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my
lentils tender'
skid lentil
by Zanga7 on Mar 31, 2017 04:32:26
Example:
Oh dear, there's a skid lentil
frigid lentils
by OTeragard on Jan 27, 2023 10:23:54
russian lentil stew
by Krkič on Feb 12, 2020 05:19:34
your
monthly blood flow is gradually coming to an end.
your sexy thoughts and
lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your
libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.
Example:
"er,
yeah, so, my mum is coming next week and i thought we could try that russian lentil stew that Margaret is
going on about. You could read her some of your poetry maybe? She says she needs our measurements for our new wool
jumpers. Can't you just let her take them personally?? She would enjoy it so!"