linebacker Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

linebacker

A short fat girl who usually stands in your way of hitting on the hot girl at the bar. Linebackers always try to make the stop at any cost and are quicker than their portly bodies would indicate

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by Wepnx on May 22, 2006 04:00:07

A cock blocker male or female that stops anyone from getting with a girl you're trying to get with.

Example:
Her fat friend was playing linebacker at the party stopping all the action.

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by wom6 on Feb 08, 2010 01:44:49

something that is surprisingly large; can also refer to something that is annoying- a derogatory term.

Example:
"Woah that baby is a linebacker"

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by gravyfoot on Aug 09, 2006 04:50:22

when you're getting your girl from behind you ram two fingers up her poop chute, smear them under her eyes so she looks like a football player, then you tackle her as quickly as you can before she runs away.

Example:
I gave my girl a linebacker when she told me she didn't like the Chicago Bears.

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by Zizzy on Sep 26, 2003 05:50:20

some people have headgear. Fran could play linebacker for the raiders.

Example:
Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.

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by MotownYtown on Feb 01, 2008 06:16:42

a street term for a pound of drugs. (LB)

Example:
Yo Im bout to go pick up this linebacker

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by McCheesy on Sep 04, 2003 12:59:29

ovverated braggarts who get credit for all the d-line's hard work.

Example:
i like helping linebackers shove nerds into lockers.

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by dan johnson on Aug 08, 2006 01:51:34

while having sex doggy style the male will quickly jam two fingers into the girls browneye. he will then take those same two fingers and smear them under his eyes leaving a brown mark under each eye, like that of a football player and immediately tackle the female he is with.

Example:
I was so excited that football season was starting, that I surprised my girlfriend with a linebacker.

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by Zach G. on Jan 18, 2004 03:28:55

A word I learned from strong bad. jk

Example:
No, really, I did! jk again

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by xdannox on Dec 04, 2006 11:17:01

A decidedly square girl, lacking in neck area, with a broad torso and disproportionate legs. This girl appears to be wearing shoulderpads bearing a strong resemblance to Mike Singletary. Hence the term "LINEBACKER"

Example:
"did you see that pig steve brought home last night? She was a total linebacker."

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