raiders

a badass team from cali that couldnt careless about the nfl or there rules.



raiders
1. A football team from Oakland that moved to LA, and then back to Oakland...no one seemed to notice.

2. Raider's fans will dress up insanely weird and a little creepy, despite how much their team sucks. I gotta give em loyalty.
Example:
Person 1 - Wow look at that Raiderfan's outfit, crazy.

Person 2 - Yeah, too bad he looks like an idiot, they lost 52-3.


raiders
a team who has got 53-36-2 record versus broncos, 54-36-2 record versus the chargers, 6-4-0 versus 49ers
and a winning record against 28 of the 31 NFL teams they have played. also the only team to be in superbowls in three different decades.
Example:
Raider hater: raiders suck
Raider fan: raiders have beat you more times than you have beat the raiders. how do the raiders suck


raiders
An NFL team and fashion phenomenon from Oakland, California (a real dump of a town by the way, it is inhabited mostly by people who moved there from Stockton to "make it" and will be moving back to Stockton again in a few months or so). This team is more famous for it's merchandise and logo than for its skill on the football field. While there are a lot of die hard, psychotic fans with fetishes for spikes and chain mail who are very in touch with the team and the sport, the average person you see wearing Raider gear hasn't the first clue about football, the team, or the spirit of the Raider nation.
Example:
1: Gangbangers wear Raider shit all the time, usually in a fully coordinated outfit with a $20 Reebok hat (too bad they wear it so low over their eyes that they can't see that their team sucks), a $300 dollar Reebok jersey, a $200 dollar Reebok jacket, and a $40 pair of Reebok swetpants (Yeah, I said it, a 40 dollar pair of SWEATPANTS! These are the same people who will bitch about how the man is keeping them down and they can't get a break in life and get "dey papuh tuhgevuh"). Ask them who the starting quarterback is, and they'll tell you "Man, I'on't know dat shit, biotch!"
2: Yuppie pukes all over California put this gruesome shit all over their their top dolar rides. Cadillac SUVs have 2 foot magnetic logos on all the doors, a flag on the antenna, a banner across the top of the front windshield, and a decal that spreads over most of the back windshield(it's too bad they can't see through all this merchandise to know their team sucks). Ask them who the quarterback is and they'll tell you "Ya' know, I really haven't had much time to keep up with the team this year, the company is going through a lot of changes..." which roughly translates into "Man, I'on't know dat shit, biotch!"


raiders
A shitty football team from a town from the East Bay that used to rock in the 60's, 70's and early 80's, but hasn't won shit in over 20 years. Run by a wrinkled old beeatch named Al Davis, AKA Alholio.
Example:
The Raiders got their ass whooped.


raiders
Oakland Raiders. Odds are that a Raiders fan will either be a mexican cholo, a WT (white trash), or a parolee. Raiders fans need to don their bizarre B-movie, science-fiction-like costumes in order to validate their pathetic, minimum-wage earning existence.
Example:
Good thing those scumbags left Los Angeles.


raiders
nfl team whose fanbase feels the need to make themselves look like extras from Star Trek. Well, with intelligence like that, theres really not much more you can do but entertain the masses.
Example:
al davis makes me laugh like no other


raiders
1. The favorite professional football team of illegal aliens and criminals everywhere.
2. A Majoirty of Radiers fans have never even played organized sports at anytime in their lives. These are fans who didn't even play sports in high school because they dropped out or attended "escuela" south of the border. The most unknowledgable sports fans in the world-freakin retard non-jocks!! Want to solve the illegal alien problem--close the gates to during a Raiders game and run an ICE sweep.
Example:
I went to a Raiders game two weeks ago and barely heard English being spoken, and talk about thugs, criminals, and drug dealers!! If you quized the fans of every pro football team regarding the rules of football and whether they, as fans, ever played organized football-the Raiders fans would rank at the bottom. I've never seen so many insecure overcompensating males. Read up on Frued's theories on compensatation.


raiders
A team with fans who started liking the Raiders just because they had nice uniforms.

Thanks to Joe, Steve, Jerry, and Ronnie. Fuck the Raiders.
Example:
49ers Super Bowl wins: 5
Raiders Super Bowl wins: 3

HA, bitches. And don't think you'll ever win again while old grandpa Al is still around. You'll come close again someday, but you'll never get it again as long as that old Hitler-worshipper is in control.


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