Olde

a term hipsters use to describe someone over the age of... 30?



Old
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetheart says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Darling, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy girl takes your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going topless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along with her.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... you are told to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the car park.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
Example:
What a drag it is getting old!


Old
1) Aged. Can be referring to something alive or nonliving.

2) Outdated.

3) No longer funny.
Example:
1) My fifth-grade elementary teacher was old when I was in her class, and presumably hasn't gotten any younger since I left.

2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube.

3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago.


old
Old is when its more expensive to buy the candles, than the cake to put it on.
Example:
candles cost $.25 a piece, and you are 60 years old making the total cost of candles $15. the cake costs $4.


Olded
Verb. When a message board user posts a reply or creates a thread that contains dated material and the other users scold said user for posting old material, the posting user is said to have been olded off the message board.
Example:
Noob user posts a link to long cat. Message board posters olded him off the board. i.e.
Poster1: OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poster2: this is the newest video evar
Poster3: omg old


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