lip balm

When someone says something to another person (or group of persons) that, for one reason or another, does not illicit a response. (This phrase was created amongst a group of friends attending Lewis College, Illinois, in the early 1970's, when one of them picked up a tube of ointment labeled LIP BALM, and said to the group, "Whose lip balm is this?" When no one acknowledged that he had even spoken, the person repeated the phrase, "Lip balm... lip balm...")



Lip Balming
This is where the guy uses only the tip of his penis and rubs it around the lips of the vagina.
Example:
After skiing Sierra had chapped lips below but her boyfriend Was just Lip Balming her so it's all good.


Lip Balm
a confused little boy who doesn't jerk off but fancies watching his fathers jerk off and poop on eachother.
Example:
boy1: dude sick! are your dads in there having sex??
boy2: yeahhh dudee wanna be a lip balm and watch??
boy1: only if i can join.


Swedish Lip Balm
Whenever a guy gets a BJ and pulls out right before he comes and uses his dick like a lip balm container and rubs his seed all over the girls lips, ensuring to evenly coat the entire upper and lower lip to guarantee full UV ray protection.
Example:
Fred gave Sally the ol Swedish lip balm last night because he told her that the moon's rays could "moon burn" her lips and irreparably damage them and she believed him. Fred is such a nice guy, always looking out for people.


Satan's Lip Balm
Sexual Act. Satan's Lip Balm may be applied by following these simple steps:

1. Finger bang, preferably with two fingers, a menstruating woman;

2. Using the same fingers apply the woman's blood to both lips, as one would with standard lip balm.
Example:
After the slow dance was over, David removed his fingers from his partner's bloody vagina and loving smeared her by-product over her tender lips. She sweetly thanked him for applying Satan's lip balm.


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