ointment Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

ointment

An old person. Senior Citizen, or elderly individual. Applied, but not limited to, those ages 60 or older. Durived from Teen Girl Squad by Strongbad.

ointment

by Der Capitan on Dec 30, 2003 02:24:33

Substance applied for relief after receiving a burn.

Example:
"That was harsh, man. It's ointment time. Y'know... for that BURN."

ointment

by Grime on Apr 12, 2003 00:40:03

The gayest word in the english language.

Example:
Rub me with some ointment.

ointment

by Nick on Feb 06, 2004 06:39:38

what you get from the doc when ya foot long itches afta nailing a dirty whore

Example:
Greg:Dude my foot long itches sooooo bad
Me:Better go see the doc and get some ointment

Ointmented

by Butfirstcofi on Nov 02, 2020 01:29:07

Refers to when someone has a injury and then applies ointment 🥺🐥

Example:
I had a cut on my big toes so I cleaned and ointmented it

Ointment

by something relatble on Oct 13, 2018 12:05:11

A word that nobody likes, it doesn't just roll off the tongue it also never used in a good way.

Example:
Kelly do you have my hemorrhoid ointment. GROSS

Ointment Nurse

by Bill Brasky the man on Jun 20, 2018 04:08:11

A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.

Example:
Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”

Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.

Sacred Ointment

by Anime Boobies on Sep 09, 2019 12:40:33

The Ointment Chris Sabat likes to apply during his casting couches

Example:
Stephanie: No Chris! Keep your Sacred Ointment away from me!

a fly in the ointment

by talk2me-JCH2 on Apr 10, 2021 07:10:15

A minor irritation, or hiccup that makes a failure out of something that would otherwise have been a success.

Example:
There is always a fly in the ointment! My ticket matched all six white numbered balls, but didn't match the green Lucky Ball! Still scored one hundred thousand!!! I ain't mad at 'em!

Ointment and pee

by America Lover 🇺🇸 on Dec 12, 2018 12:34:04

What old people smell like

Example:
"You smell like ointment and pee."
"No, YOU smell like ointment and pee!"

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