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How retarded people spell the word bored.



boarded
1) What happens to members of a startup company who are not present at the board meeting.
3) To be screwed over.
Example:
Everyone but top management is getting boarded in the next board meeting. Across the board pay cuts and stock dilution for, because employees are objects you screw profits out of.


Board
A board is a female who is overwhelmingly attracted that you can't take your eyes off of them and that you have no chances of hooking up. It is a word mostly used in class when someone is looking at the "board" but they are actually looking at the female in front of the real board.
Example:
Wow, that "board" has a fine figure.


board
In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, the community cards dealt face up on the table.
Example:
"With two aces on board, there was no way I could call his all-in with just my pocket deuces."

"When my third six hit the board, I knew I had him."


board
Used by some of my friends to describe a map or level in a video game. Usually used when talking about said map or expressing opinion about that map.
Example:
Dude 1: "I love playing on this board"
Dude 2: "That's because it's the only one you can win on."


Boarding
The point where one cannot hold her their bowel movement, typically diarhea. The body stiffens up like a wooden board, hence the name 'boarding'.

Quick movements while boarding may cause one to shit their pants. Famously discussed by former Dodger's pitcher George Brett regarding an incident of food poisoning in the Las Vegas strip.
Example:
Mike and Dave both started boarding shortly after over-eating at McDonalds.


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