Marmot
A rodent of the squirrel family. Lives in mountainous areas. Usually fairly awesome.
May cause a great deal of mayhem.
May cause a great deal of mayhem.
marmots
An sti which once passed from one person to another causes men to menstrate for one month a year. Other symptoms may include large hair, excessive drug intake , fieces noir, a strange attraction to rizzo and extreme mood swings.Marmot
a brand of superior outdoors clothing and equipment worn and used by discerning and discriminating outdoors enthusiasts. Known for great technical style, clean and sleek design. Marmot produces technical outdoors and outdoors lifestyle clothing without ridiculous prices. Probably best known for PreCip rainwear, DriClime windshirts, and their sleeping bags but also make beautiful softshells, down jackets, tents and packs. Big break and defining moment came when they did down jackets for the Clint Eastwood classic "The Eiger Sanction", reflected to this day in the clean Euro look of their products. Used by professional guides, carried primarily in outdoor specialty shops such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.
Example:
Ian - "That's a great looking jacket. Does it keep you warm and dry? Who makes it?"
Carlos - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Chamonix. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Marmot."
Ian - "That's a great looking jacket. Does it keep you warm and dry? Who makes it?"
Carlos - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Chamonix. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Marmot."
Marmot
A bad-ass rodent that will fuck your shit up. You don't cross the fucking marmot, it will eat your dick without a moment's hesitation. You don't think twice when you spot one of these hell-spawn demon-born Satan-squirrels, you get the hell out of there. Rumor has it that marmots store the souls of their victims in their eyes. That way, if you look right into them, you're transfixed. Then the marmot strangles you with your own small intestine and lays its eggs inside you. Fuckin' crazy, man.
Marmoteer
A member of the elite group of those who appreciate the true essence of marmots and who consequently pwn in their name.
Marmot
-noun
1. A large ground rodent that lives in mountainous areas and resembles a beaver. Synonymous with mountain beaver.
2. A slang term to describe the vagina of a woman that lives in the mountains.
3. An extremely and unnecessarily hairy vagina.
1. A large ground rodent that lives in mountainous areas and resembles a beaver. Synonymous with mountain beaver.
2. A slang term to describe the vagina of a woman that lives in the mountains.
3. An extremely and unnecessarily hairy vagina.
Example:
While descending Yamnuska, Scott and Eric were puzzled at the sight of a strange animal. They later learned it was a marmot.
"Hey man, look over there, you can totally see that girl's beaver!"
"That's a marmot you idiot. We're in Canmore."
Chase met a girl while hiking the West Coast Trial, but quickly back peddled after he got a look at her marmot.
While descending Yamnuska, Scott and Eric were puzzled at the sight of a strange animal. They later learned it was a marmot.
"Hey man, look over there, you can totally see that girl's beaver!"
"That's a marmot you idiot. We're in Canmore."
Chase met a girl while hiking the West Coast Trial, but quickly back peddled after he got a look at her marmot.
Marmot
A warm-blooded vertebrate animal of a class that is distinguished by the possession of hair or fur. The pet of choice for Nihilists. Not legal for domestic possession within cities.
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marmots are a cute type of woodland animal. vancouver island marmots are a particularly cute, particularly endangered type of marmot.
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Nice marmot.
Nice marmot.
Marmots
Collective noun: in the army the Marmots are the platoon equivalent of the "boy named sue." Marmots travel in packs and are often seen prowling, as that is their usual mode of transportation, they can prowl by foot, car, bike, boat, tank or any other means of transport.
A single marmot is the most fierce and deadly fighting machine in the united states military.
One would be terribly mistaken to underestimate a marmot, one cannot possibly overestimate the Marmots.
A single marmot is the most fierce and deadly fighting machine in the united states military.
One would be terribly mistaken to underestimate a marmot, one cannot possibly overestimate the Marmots.
Example:
Did you see those Marmots?!?! I swear there was something between us and them.
There was, but that won't stop a Marmot on the prowl.
Death Dealer pog, "man who would want to he a marmot, out platoon name is more bad assed!"
Death Dealer grunt, "watch your mouth, they could kick your ass even if they were called the rainbow unicorns. It takes balls to carry a name like that with pride, and it takes a hell of a soldier to earn that name."
Did you see those Marmots?!?! I swear there was something between us and them.
There was, but that won't stop a Marmot on the prowl.
Death Dealer pog, "man who would want to he a marmot, out platoon name is more bad assed!"
Death Dealer grunt, "watch your mouth, they could kick your ass even if they were called the rainbow unicorns. It takes balls to carry a name like that with pride, and it takes a hell of a soldier to earn that name."