the squirrel

The "Squirrel" is where you swing your junk forward, and then catching it between your legs on the backswing. thus giving the effect of a squirrel from behind



Squirrelling it
To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.
Example:
As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.

Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"


SQUIRREL!!
A SQUIRREL!!! moment is when you have been distracted by random nothingness.

To be diverted from one task/situation with no effort.
To have ones attention easily diverted

Disney Pixar Movie UP: The SQUIRREL!! moment originates from this animated movie where we meet Dug, The Talking Dog, who delivers the hilarious reoccurring SQUIRREL!! gag, while trying to remain focused is distracted instantly.
Example:
mum: "Will you pop upstairs and fetch the dirty laundry please"
boy: "yes mum"

boy goes to room for laundry, spots a toy he likes plays with toy, (this is the SQUIRREL!! moment, the point of distraction)
5 minutes later.......

mum calls: "where is this washing???"

boy:"What washing?"


To Squirrel
To disappear from a drinking event without anyone noticing, and then return to home.

The behavior is sometimes a response to shame from not being able to hang with the big boys and girls.

In some instances the behavior is the result of such a drunken level of stupor that the individual turns on his or her Lassie instincts and finds his or her way home like a K9.
Example:
To Squirrel

Mike: Where the fuck did Amir go?
General Consensus: I have no idea!
Mike: Damn it! Amir squirreled again!


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