maximo

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maximo
A guy who appears to want pussy all hours of the day

but in secrecy hearts the men

or

a guy who woke up ripplingly buff randomly and was noted on by all who saw
Example:
random girl: oooooh he looks buff might try with him

leon and nick: no way girlfriend! his manly exterior may entice you, but he wants cock

maximo: you've got me there


Maximo
Is highly intelligent. Often to hard on himself. He is funny. Atristic. Maximo is a great lover. His life has a soundtrack and everyone in his life has a song. He makes people smile. He can be hard to deal with at times.
Example:
I'd marry him. He must be a Maximo


Maximo
Someone who falls in love too quickly, but is loyal to that person. They have a hard time saying goodbye and aren't too good with breakups. They take their time moving on and while they are hooked to a person they see no one better.
Example:
Maximo is still not over her.


Maximos
Maximos is that gay friend. When he laughs so much he starts to cry and turn really red. He watches some anime but not much. He has a cool big sister who can turn you into a frog with a snap. He has boring hair and wears contacts. He has the mindset of an 8 year old and will kick your shins. He likes to cover his pants in mud. He is a MInecraft noob though.
Example:
Person 1: Is that Maxi?
Person 2: Yup
Maximos: Have you called my gay presence younglings?
Person 1 and 2: OMG ITS MAXIMOS


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