sermon

A boring-like speech given for an extended period of time by a so-called expert in his field for the sole purpose of teaching the audience a subject or valuable lesson.Sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please tread with caution.



sermonate
verb:

• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack
Example:
It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.


Sermons
It is a complex oratorical form form with significant differences from religion to religion, denomination to denomination, region to region, and era to era.
Example:
Wid one hand He snatched
The sun from its socket,
And the other He clapped across the moon.

(by E.C.L. Adams 1876-1946 and published in 1928.)


Sermon on the Mount
Matthew chapters 5-7.

Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
Example:
e.g. "Mother Teresa really took the sermon on the mount seriously."


ballgame sermon
a church sermon, that last's no more than 30 minutes, so that church going men, can make it to the TV before the game starts.
Example:
Brother Rick gave a ballgame sermon this Sunday, so I caught the kick off at the Cowboys game.


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