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sermon

A boring-like speech given for an extended period of time by a so-called expert in his field for the sole purpose of teaching the audience a subject or valuable lesson.Sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please tread with caution.

sermonate

by MzKittyPr0n on Oct 26, 2009 08:39:57

verb:

• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack

Example:
It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.

sermone

by NumberOne111 on May 13, 2015 02:04:25

Italian man with large Italian sausage

Example:
Look at that hot Italian guy over there, I bet he has a large Sermone

Sermons

by Kimberly Vaught on Jul 09, 2004 00:31:02

It is a complex oratorical form form with significant differences from religion to religion, denomination to denomination, region to region, and era to era.

Example:
Wid one hand He snatched
The sun from its socket,
And the other He clapped across the moon.

(by E.C.L. Adams 1876-1946 and published in 1928.)

Sermonizing

by Preacher McPreacher on Aug 13, 2009 05:03:29

1. Writing a Sermon, or simply preparing for one

2. Actually preaching said Sermon

Example:
Ya, today i spent the whole day sermonizing in the Library for Sunday.

-or-

Ya, on Sunday i sermonized the bejesus out of my Church!

Child sermonizing

by I, Wreckerrr on Oct 21, 2016 07:46:22

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.

Example:
The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!

sermon-block

by indiepoprocks on Feb 14, 2023 21:26:50

When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong

Example:
It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.

Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself

Sermon on the Mount

by Truthseekernumberthree on Feb 17, 2013 15:46:19

Matthew chapters 5-7.

Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.

Example:
e.g. "Mother Teresa really took the sermon on the mount seriously."

Sermon on the Mount

by paigeville on Oct 22, 2009 12:52:43

When a female is riding cowgirl and screaming coherent biblical terms, or terms related to religion, as if she was giving a sermon.

Example:
This girl was riding me and just broke out a sermon on the mount.

ballgame sermon

by BigJamesCru on Apr 22, 2008 03:34:52

a church sermon, that last's no more than 30 minutes, so that church going men, can make it to the TV before the game starts.

Example:
Brother Rick gave a ballgame sermon this Sunday, so I caught the kick off at the Cowboys game.

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