sermon
A boring-like speech given for an extended period of
time by a so-called expert in his field for the sole purpose of teaching the audience a subject or valuable lesson.
Sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please
tread with caution.
sermonate
by MzKittyPr0n on Oct 26, 2009 08:39:57
verb:
• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of
admonition or reproof; a lecture.
origin:
first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and
visitors of the
CrackShack Example:
It wasn't uncommon at the
CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk,
trapping unsuspecting
visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.
sermone
by NumberOne111 on May 13, 2015 02:04:25
Sermons
by Kimberly Vaught on Jul 09, 2004 00:31:02
It is a complex
oratorical form form with significant differences from religion to religion,
denomination to denomination, region to region, and
era to era.
Example:
Wid one hand He snatched
The sun from its
socket,
And the other He clapped across the moon.
(by
E.C.L. Adams 1876-1946 and published in
1928.)
Sermonizing
by Preacher McPreacher on Aug 13, 2009 05:03:29
Child sermonizing
by I, Wreckerrr on Oct 21, 2016 07:46:22
Sermon on the Mount
by Truthseekernumberthree on Feb 17, 2013 15:46:19
Matthew chapters
5-7.
Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your
cloak, give them your
tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
ballgame sermon
by BigJamesCru on Apr 22, 2008 03:34:52
a church
sermon, that
last's no more than
30 minutes, so that church going men, can make it to the TV before the game starts.
Example:
Brother
Rick gave a ballgame sermon this Sunday, so I caught the
kick off at the
Cowboys game.
Sermon on the Mount
by paigeville on Oct 22, 2009 12:52:43
When a female is riding
cowgirl and screaming
coherent biblical terms, or terms related to religion, as if she was giving a
sermon.
Curtain Sermon
by Chairman on Nov 06, 2003 10:23:42