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meself

Myeself

Meself

by Ozymandias on Feb 13, 2005 23:07:09

Myself: Sometimes confused (wrongly) with Missef, which isn't a real word. Those people look at Yissef and think they can put it in the first person.

Example:
I'm gonna go make meself some lunch

Meself

by Fuckedupconnected on Sep 17, 2021 09:34:16

The only way Jake can refer to himself

Example:
Jake: “it’s just how I express meself”

Shat meself

by cadenza-urb on Dec 21, 2021 03:38:45

Absolutely exquisite way to inform your peers of your self-defecation. Scottish people are more likely to use this sentence

Example:
Person 1: I poo'd myself
Person 2: Ew you're disgusting

Person 3: I shat meself
Person 4: Lets go to my place

Peshed meself loofin

by blitz wagon on Mar 21, 2023 19:22:21

This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.

Example:
guy A - wow really?
guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin

Peshed meself loofin

by dcaf!WaLL on May 17, 2023 02:31:49

When you're spiritually inclined by some 18 year old in the 70's to f*ck his loofa in the shower.

Example:
True story:

I Peshed meself loofin. Scottish; or south-west eruoasian?

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I'd rather eat a dried dead sea cucumber born in corn fronds.

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