The greatest, thiccest, almightiest of them all. Pronounce his name and you will be graced with the great fortune through
thiccness. His thiccness is so great that it generates an overwhelming gravitational attraction which will ultimately slowly crush you within those two behemoth arse cheeks. Legend has it that this is the true way to heaven; only one who is crushed between
Mete's thicc cheeks can access true divinity. It is
mankind's ultimate goal to reach this divinely state; to worship Mete is to take a step towards the great attraction of true thiccness.
Most simply refer to him as God.